Thread: Funny Quotes

  1. #16
    Quietly Lurking
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    Since someone already posted the binary quote, I'll just post the link where you can get it as a shirt from thinkgeek
    Proud to be a gun carrying, freedom loving, libertarian
    Don't listen to Right-Wing propaganda, legalize it NOW!

  2. #17
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    >On a simular note: There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that can read binary and those that cant.<

    LOL, I ordered that shirt last week! I loved watching my parents and friends look at it with that confused look on their face. It's priceless.

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
    Try not.
    Do or do not.
    There is no try.

    - Master Yoda

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    "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

    You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

    - Homer Simpson

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    Code Goddess Prelude's Avatar
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    I have this one stuck to my refrigerator door.
    Dear Lord,

    So far today, God, I've done all right.
    I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper,
    haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish,
    or over-indulgent.

    But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get
    out of bed. And from then on, I'm probably
    going to need a lot more help.
    My best code is written with the delete key.

  6. #21
    Linguistic Engineer... doubleanti's Avatar
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    here's one i found from someone on this site...

    "Down, down" I say, but the truth is "up." I'm "lying 'down'"

    oh, and Prelude's sig is pretty funny...
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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