A funny thing happened to my computer today.
[ my story is incomplete... help me finish it; e.g. "Well, it wasn't so funny as sad, I overclocked my new GF4 and cooked it! " ]
*runs away*
A funny thing happened to my computer today.
[ my story is incomplete... help me finish it; e.g. "Well, it wasn't so funny as sad, I overclocked my new GF4 and cooked it! " ]
*runs away*
I was working on modding it in a rather peculiar way. I decided that since i frequently randomly eat things that are around me whilst i program, i should make my computer case out of pure chocolat, and the innards should be composed of a tasty creame filling. When my project is complete, my computer will have all of the taste of a cadberry creme egg!
Before I completed my project, the cream filling dripped onto the CPU fan and sprayed me from head to toe. I got up and walked towards the bathroom to grab a towel. However, Ken's mom was standing in front of the doorway and looked me up and down. She removed her finger from her mouth and motioned me to come closer...
Try not.
Do or do not.
There is no try.
- Master Yoda
...so i quickly pulled my Linux Powered PDA from my pocket and typed in: "kill 142" because i was fairly certain her pid was 142 but it turned out...
that I was typing on my cell phone; sensing my panic, Ken's mom...
...removed a pair of handcuffs from her BDSM kit and reached deeper into the kit to reveal...
...a pair of gloves, never used, which were meant for people to...
"DO NOT USE MY CASE AS A COASTER STOP". just then the door swung open, revealing
...Klinerr1! He yelled, "Hye, Kne's mmo! You're spposed to be at my houes tdoay. Stcik to the scheudle wlil ya?" But all of a sudden...
Try not.
Do or do not.
There is no try.
- Master Yoda
I jumped at ken's mom and tore her face off revealing that she was, in fact, Ober's gf! Ober's gf took advantage of the fact that my mouth was agape in shock, and...
hamster frothing at the mouth. The doorknob was to my right and a table was to my left, and jackie chan behind me. I then hatched a plan.
I turned around and began explaining it to Jackie Chan....
...Ober's gf began to charge. We knew we had to act quick. Jackie Chan unzipped his pants and Ober's gf stopped in her tracks and began to steer towards him. As she charged, with mouth wide open ready to bite, Jackie Chan did a forward flip and I opened the door as she flew right past us. But unknowingly...
Try not.
Do or do not.
There is no try.
- Master Yoda
ober's gf turned around, and jackie chan, with an obscene thrust of his hips, impaled ober's gf with his tallywhacker.
as the scene was just so gruesome, he couldn't stand it any more.
and before he knew it, there he was, on bed, in relief that it was all just a horrible dream.
his alarm clock beside him only had a few seconds before the alarm went off.
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anyone know where you can purchase a keyboard online that has a clear cover? I can't seem to find one. thanks.
think only with code.
write only with source.
As he turned off his alarm, he slowly crawled out of bed. He started heading downstairs but then all of a sudden, he noticed the red blood stains on the wall...
Try not.
Do or do not.
There is no try.
- Master Yoda