The first one is supposed to be: "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about all the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver."
C'mon, david - they're jokes... It's not like we need excuses to drink anyways
