These are pretty compelling reasons to drink, in fact I might just have to take a walk over to the fridge right now.
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. Cause
when they wake up in
the morning, that's as good as they're going to
feel all day. --Frank Sinatra
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --Ernest Hemingway
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading. --Henny Youngman
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not!! --Stephen Wright
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to
heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --
Benjamin Franklin
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Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
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Beer: "Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!!..."
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
