Anyone have a joke so stupid, that it's funny?
I know it's not that great but I'll start it off:
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick
Anyone have a joke so stupid, that it's funny?
I know it's not that great but I'll start it off:
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Almost as bad.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
There are 4 white pigs, 2 pink pigs, and 1 black pig in a pig pen. How many pigs can say that there's another one that's the same color as him?
None, pigs don't talk
What's green, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?
A pool table.
What will Postman Pat be called when he retires?
Pat.
What is green and says "blub blub"?
A green Blub Blub.
What is blue and says "blub blub"?
There are no blue Blub Blubs. (duh!)
Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off
What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment
Someone who can't speak english properly said the following...
the telephone went green green
then i pinked up the phone and said
yellow ? blue is it ?
white did you say ?
oyoo... wrong number lah...
don't purpley disturb people
and dont call black
What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
.
Answer....They both can't drive a tractor
Such is life.
LMAOOriginally posted by Fountain
What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
.
Answer....They both can't drive a tractor
What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!
I apologize to all the blondes.
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I don't get it. Shouldn't it be, what's similar between....?What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
Maybe, but your thread is titledOriginally posted by Cshot
I don't get it. Shouldn't it be, what's similar between....?
>Post your stupidest jokes here
LMAO
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hehe i thought you would like my oldest joke...
You were correct in the assumption that I could've said...and used to say...What have an apple and an orange GOT IN COMMON?
It is the same answer .
HOWEVER it is much more mind boggling and funny this way
Such is life.
