no, i wouldn't wanna make anyone jealous if it got out :)
ever get pics of you and your SO doing ... naked things?
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no, i wouldn't wanna make anyone jealous if it got out :)
ever get pics of you and your SO doing ... naked things?
>ever get pics of you and your SO doing ... naked things?
No, who would work the camera?! Plenty of naked pics in general though ;)
Q - How do you get her to go lesbian for a weekend, so you can have good old threesome?
A. Tell her it's going to be Ken's mum.
Q. Who will be the last one standing?
>Who will be the last one standing?
Not me, I ain't tee total!
Q - Who will be the first to fall?
Ken's mum, you see, when the human body is filled up with too much liquid :) ..........
Q. If I shot her with a machine gun, do you think it would look like a sperm sprinkler?
A. probably not-more like a MESS
Q. is faceless a bloke from a 1980's game...im sure that gif Is familiar...Oh, or was it mario kart? i mean the real mario kart.ie snes?
Looooooks familiar to me! thats the question...what the f*%^ is it?
A. I have no clue.
Q. Who thinks the private game has the most mentions of ken's mom (another one!!) ever in the history of ken's mom? (2 in the same sentance!!!)
A: I think it has mentioned Ken's mom the most, boy Ken's mom must be really popular, since everyone talks about Ken's mom.
Q: Why do people mention Ken's mom?
Because she's an uber-slut.
Who's with me?
A. I'm not. I am sitting in front of my computer. But I will be if you want me to be!
Q. Where we goin?
A. Well, from what i have read...NOT TO KEN'S MOM'S!!
Q. ARE you sure faceless hasnt ripped off a snes game?
A. Cant be arsed.
Q. why has no bast*** replied to my FUNNIEST jokes thread named 'boring'....read them they r really good.
You cannot answer your own questions.
> Q. why has no bast*** replied to my FUNNIEST jokes thread named 'boring'....read them they r really good.
I checked them out. I liked the one about the mom with 16 or whatever kids (girls AND boys) all named Leroy. ALL with different last names *lmao*.
Q. What time is it?
a) it's hammertime(tm)
q) what is the most disgusting sexual thing you can think of? (don't mention beastiality... you'll upset rick barclay ;))
> a) it's hammertime(tm)
I've thought about saying that to our dear hammer one too many times. :D
> what is the most disgusting sexual thing you can think of?
Having sex with Ken's mom. But, that's sort of beastality as it is. Oh well.
Q. It's after 9pm, do you know where your appendage is?