>What's the fastest you've ever driven an automobile?
135mph
>What was that thing she said?
Jump me, big boy, or something like that.
Q - Ever shaved your g/f?
>What's the fastest you've ever driven an automobile?
135mph
>What was that thing she said?
Jump me, big boy, or something like that.
Q - Ever shaved your g/f?
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> 135mph
You suck! Just gimme time...
> Q - Ever shaved your g/f?
A. I don't need to. She does it for me.
Q. Why does it seem like Hammer has a thing for my girlfriend?
The world is waiting. I must leave you now.
>Why does it seem like Hammer has a thing for my girlfriend?
yours, ober's, Ken's mum.... I'm not fussy! Who's counting anyway.
Q - Ever been bitten by something poisoness?
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> yours, ober's, Ken's mum.... I'm not fussy! Who's counting anyway.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
A. Yes I have. It crawled off and died.
Q. Have you ever had a girl tell you, "you're giong to have to stop, I feel woozy"?
The world is waiting. I must leave you now.
>"you're giong to have to stop, I feel woozy"?
just the one
Q - Is this thread going to continue even longer?
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I can not answer that.
Q. Can we take the private game from fd and add it on to here?
I shall call egypt the harmless dragon
-Isaiah 30.7
A: No
Q: Are you happy the board is back up and runninng?
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I'll just reply as series would:
Emotions are worthless.
Q. If you we ask your teacher this question to a teacher what whould they do?
I shall call egypt the harmless dragon
-Isaiah 30.7
Well, I can't understand what you're trying to say, so I'm going to bet that the answer is the square root of 5 .
next: When did you stop trick or treating?
a) when i was 14
q) if an elephant could kick ass, how much ass would it kick?
This much <--------------------------------->
Q. Would you be brave enough to kick an elephants ass?
Couldn't think of anything interesting, cool or funny - sorry.
a) if i was on a motorcycle while i did it
q)is austin powers the funniest man alive?
No, Austin Powers isn't a real person, therefore is not really 'alive'...
Do you ever apologise to inanimate objects after hitting them?
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy - Groucho Marx
A: Mostly my monitor
Q: Is my car's gas tank full?
As long as you don't quote me on it, then... yes, yes it is....
Why will no one employ me?
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy - Groucho Marx