Thread: The private game

yes... but I wasn't drunk the nite before when she got there

ever experience a "California high"?

Not only have I never experienced it, I have no idea what it is.

If you could pick 2 members of the board to battle to the death, who would you pick?

Xterria and Klinerr1... and I'd hope they'd both finish each other off so we wouldn't have to deal with either..

California High... someone wraps their arms around you and clasps their hands together in one giant fist right under your diaphram. Then they lift you off the ground and hold you there until you go limp... you're not supposed to completely pass out, but I have in the past... I was held too long... basically it cuts oxygen to your brain... ahh... another way to kill brain cells

what is your most inventive way to have fun?

Injuring myself doing martial arts is pretty inventive, I can do all sorts of damage to myself now

Have you ever done a martial art, if so which?

I go into the woods with my friends and we shoot at each other... Obviously not as inventive as yours.

edit: Damn, schooled... No - I never have had time, although I'd like to try martial arts, yes.

Do you think these matchmaker.com banners are really sad?

"I am a horn dog"
"I am looking for a sex goddess"

nope...
edit/ damn..

yes, quite sad... (and I find it odd that you're on that site )

edit #2/ err... I didn't realize that was a banner HERE...

ever try being a ballerina?

nope, but I wouldnt mind - some of those women are pretty fit, and well bendy

Have you ever been to a dance class of any kind?

Heh, last Sunday (dammit - if you asked last week, I could gotten away scot-free)

What's the best album ever?

Impossible to answer, but I quite like Whats the Story Morning Glory - Oasis. Or maybe Nevermind - Nirvana. Possibly even the Spice girls album

What other question is impossible to answer?

Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power
Okay so it's not the best, but definitely my favorite.
EDIT - damn got beat again

Whose the most beautiful is an impossible question to answer.
EDIT - and yet, i get beat again

What does the name govtcheez mean?

::edit::
oooo bandwagon time!!!

A: anything by Curve.

Whose the most beautiful is an impossible question to answer.

A:as beauty is in the eye of the beholder i could only answer this question with several answers, doesw this invaldat it?

::edit::

A:Are there really flying monkeys in Wonderland?

Q:Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Rick... and he is the King of Flashdaddeeland

Why won't your mom stop calling me?

She needs a fix, man, bad.

Why won't maes ever STFU, that dirty waffle-chewing hippie?

he don't know how... all he knows how to do is stand beside cute blondes and get his pic taken

what is it with maes and waffles???

He's basically the same as every other European. Damn tree-hugging waffle-chomping Europeans. You wanna unify to be one big commie country? Half of you surrender whenever someone comes knocking and the other half is neutral!

What the hell is up with these Europeans?