A: Bike: 47km/h i think...
Q: Bling Plockż
A: Bike: 47km/h i think...
Q: Bling Plockż
>Bling Plockż
wtf is that?
Q - You're stuck in a dead end alley, a car is racing towards you and will most likely splat you into the wall, death is immanent. Describe what you do next.
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get in the most compromising position so that it ends quick...
is it sad that I've been gone the entire weekend... and I end up reading the 100+ posts on this thread that i missed?
EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
No, because I checked it several times this weekend... just so I wouldn't have to deal with reading all the replies
Ever been locked out of work before? What'd you do?
-Govtcheez
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actually now that you mention it i was locked out of work once. i just went home. it's their problem, not mine
over the top or under the bottom (tp)?
hello, internet!
over the top.
ever come back from the weekend and find that someone has been in your office and used your computer?
EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
Yes, but not for ages..... I take revenge on things like that ::devil-smiley::
Q - How much crud is there in your in-tray?
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hmm... I don't have an "in-tray" per se... I do have about 70 magazines that I was given to read... and some random reminders laying around about stuff I have to do.
On an average day, are you running at full productivity?
EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
A: Ha.
Do you own a cell-phone?
-Govtcheez
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a - productivity, you mean do I have a full work load: yes. Do I do a full days work: no.
[edit]a2 - Cellphone : yes.
Q - Did you have sex over the weekend?
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No
Why is the sky blue?
answer for Hammer's Q: YES, yes i did
blue sky answer... there's some big long explanation, but honestly, I don't give a rat's ass right now.
how many pictures of my girlfriend should I put up in my office? Current count = 4
EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
Depends how pretty she is. If she looks like Britney, plaster your desk with piccies. If she looks like the back end of a bus, put a tiny photo underneath your keyboard.
Is it hot where you work? My office is boiling!!
nope... cold here... I almost need a sweater sometimes
do you have a coffee warmer in your office?
EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
No but we have a free drinks vending machine so there is no need.
How many cups of caffeinated fluid do you drink per day?
