Never saw it.
What do you think will be the next great discovery of our time? eg anti-gravity, time travel, etc, etc
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Never saw it.
What do you think will be the next great discovery of our time? eg anti-gravity, time travel, etc, etc
A: Antigravity has already been invented, but it has been supressed by the US government when the Natzi scientists discovered it towards the end of WWII (antigravity is achieved when the object [preferably disk-shaped] is spun at an intense rate).
Q: Do you believe me? (i'm not making this stuff up)
EDIT: So has time-travel; they discovered it at their base near New York when attempting to create technology to make a submarine invisible on radar, but instead "ripped through the fabric of reality", thus making several other discoveries...
A: no i don't
Q: what was the name of the first computer ever made and what university was it?
depends on your definition of computer...our solar system has been said to be a giant computer, I think you mean electronic computer, but I dont know the answer...
Q: Whats the largest sparklerbomb you've ever made?
I set it off and it ripped -Ken-'s nuts off... hence why he has none now :)
why has -Ken- quit posting on this thread? Was it all the momma jokes?
No, because the thread's getting stale (or it did a long time ago)
What's the sickest you've ever been?
No, because the thread's getting stale (or it did a long time ago)
What's the sickest you've ever been?
Probably...
face_master is so full of s**t its funny. If you was to take it all out how much s**t do you think you'd have?
Yes I have. I can't remember my score though.
Do you feel like screaming "WOOOOooooooooooOOOOO"?
518.481
The point of the crash was to end this thread. Why ;won't it die???
Because people who want it to die always posting 1 minute too late. :D
Where'd all the newbies go?
they swam away with the current like leeches...
but they'll be back. they always are. :devil:
q) have you ever given birth?
No. I'm glad I never have though. I'm not sure if a baby can fit through my pee hole.
Whose the next person that's gonna reply to your next question?
a) me!
q) did you move the private game to the deleted posts archive? or is there a residual trace there or what?
haha, i beat u to it. No I dont' have mod superpowers :(
Why did you lie to me ygf?
I bet he would
Did you have withdrawal symptoms while the server was down?
A: yeah, and realized FlashDaddee sucks in the process.
Q: what does your peepee dance look like when you really have to go?
Like this. ::does dance::
How are you today?
A: not too bad but every day is better than the next.
Q: I want more money. Are you hiring?
No, but the gas station on the corner is looking for a new assistant manager, if you're interested and will work work cigarettes and donuts.
How much could I sell a kidney for on the black market? (don't worry - it's not mine... I erm... found it)
www.sellyourkidneys.co.uk.
Can I have one fried with onions (and a nice bottle of Chianti)? ::Makes noise that Lecter made, but I have no idea how to spell::
Hey, you can do what you want with them - like I said, it's not mine. I've got to get any other stuff out of there before the body starts to decompose, though.
If you had $1,000,000, what would you do?
give it all to charity! ya right. buy out my company and fire my boss.
you have 1,000,000 for me?
No.
Why can't I get to FD?
Because cprog's back up.
When is a door not a door?
When it's err open?
How old (to the nearest 1000 years) is that joke?
The jar joke you mean, oh about 732,000 years old.
Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden chassis and a wooden engine?
No, I didn't, please... shut up and never mention it again...
Why do these here 'aliens' have such an obsession with 'probing' people? or is it a kind of code for someone who had an illicit sexual experience with a male?
It wooden go!!!! Do ya get it?? :D
Made me laugh anyway...
And now to your question:
Well most humans have a 'thing' about probing each other, so its no wonder aliens watching us want to do the same thing.
What websites do you look at regularly that you probably shouldn't?
A: www.soccor-moms.com or is it www.soccer-moms.com o i forget.
Q: How many times a day do u scratch your balls....wait.....
A: But, technically if I do it all day, its only once
Q: Why did you choose the name you have for this board?
Because I would be banned if I used my real one. I use this one for all board that censors.
What's the worst thing you've done online?
I posted a picture of a naked gay guy on cprogramming.com
Why are tomatoes fruit? (i really don't know!)
i dont know either...
what happens when you launch an egg into space?
Dont know..
Should I be waiting for a punch line or was that a question, not a joke?
No, and I think that actually the egg might implode...wait..you couldnt launch an egg into space..it would burn up in the earth's atmosphere! :D
Piracy or No Piracy?
A: Piracy; My oh my, piracy indeed.
Q: Chestnuts or walnuts?
A: Walnuts roasting on an open fire.... nah!
Q: At DisneyWorld, why does "It's a small world" still exist?
A: Nooo! Disney is evil! *hissssss*
Q: Parlez-vous francais?
je ne parle français... that's all i can say... lol
who invented english?
Holt **** this is along thread.
A. We did
Q. who invented american? (clue WE did)
A: the french! um......YEA!
Q: have u ever run really fast into a wall to see if it would hurt?
no, but nce I ran into a pole by accident
Q: Have you ever made your own (serious) invention?
No but I wish I had invented irregular toothbrushes first, it was my idea long ago - honest!
Has anyone tried to start a thread like this on any other forums?
Nope.
When do you think the world will end?
2019, according to another
Q: favourite computer game?
Right now, Mafia.
Of all time, either Privateer or Minesweeper
What would you do for $100?
A: I dont konw, but probably something that isnt too risky, its only $100. I guess it would depend on my mood that day, and If I really needed the money.
Q: How many email accounts do you have?
4-5 or so. Only use 2 of them.
Q: who uses Hotmail? *shudders*
me.
Who doesn't have a hotmail account?
anyone who didnt sign up before they made it a paid service... LoL
hotmail or yahoo?
yahoo hands down.
Q: Why would you want 200+ spam messages a day?
Because that's the only mail I get :D
Why does Google celebrate it's fourth birtday?
A: cause they are cooler then us
Q: Why does bill gates neglect to fix windows?
A: That's what carpenters are for
Q: Does my dancing banana avatar strike fear in your heart or spark an urge to smack someone?
A: Not just someone, but you :P
Q: If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
A: You fail, wait... then you succeeded; but then you failed... but... *smack*
Q: *smack* smack* smack*
Real Q: What is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
a) q) Isn't it a lung disease caused by silica dust?
a) no idea
Q) What was <insert car maker here> thinking with the PT cruiser??
PS: If you try to fail and succeed, then you failed.
Because succeed is to accomplish what u set out to do, scince u didn't fail then u didn't succeed, hence u failed.
I have no clue. Some people think it's cool looking though. I'm not one of them.
What's for dinner?
>> PS: If you try to fail and succeed, then you failed.
Because succeed is to accomplish what u set out to do, scince u didn't fail then u didn't succeed, hence u failed.
Well if you failed to succeed then you've failed. Therefore you have succeeded. Thus you have failed...It's a paradox.
A: Anything pasta
Q: Favorite kind of pasta?
Angel hair spaghetti with meat sauce and melted cheese on top. Mmmmm
Does that make you hungry?
Yes..... definately.
Q - Would you like a small dinosaur as a pet?
A: No
Q: Do commercials work on you? (if you see something on tv, will you go and buy it)
not exactly, quite the opposite.
if there's a commercial for it, i try not to buy it
q) you or me?
both
Q: Whats something that you really hate?
A) people who interupt me!
Q) Does anyone actually LIKE aol?!
No
Would you ride or die?
A) ride
Q) to be or not to be?
To be.
Redundant desktop OS. Linux or OS X (etc)?
a) Linux
q) explain the dualalities of mankind, the aristrocratic method of thought, and the connection to space grasshoppers.
The grasshoppers have the upper hand (or so they think) to their common relative the cricket. But alas, the cricket is unaware that it is named after a dull english sport and must always occupy the lower regions. This shows the duality of mankind insomuch, that it is aware of it's higher ambitions, but must face its lower heritage (unless your some bbf).
What colour is red?
A: ff0000
Q: Are you a disestablishmentarianist or an antidisestablishmentarianist?
I'm not an Americanism.
Silver or gold?
A: Platinum
Q: Will we ever create a self-sustaining cold fusion reactor?
A) Q) we?
(humans)
Q: Same as above
Who cares as long as the delete button comes in handy?
Do you trust your mind?