This one, after I replied :)
Who invented the smiley(s)?
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This one, after I replied :)
Who invented the smiley(s)?
Mr Smiley himself :D
A: *silent silence*
Q: What was Face Master's question?
It wasn't
Q: Am I the biggest bludger here?
A: I have no idea what a bludger is, so 50/50, yes you are.
Q: A catch phrase you use often (one from tv, or one of your own)?
It's all a pile of crap.
Q - Bath or shower?
shower...
who has time to run all that water??
A: I certainly dont
Q: Your first full-time or part-time job?
She was 16....inexperienced, fumbled around with it...OHHH, work job? A sattelite factory.
Q. Who can answer this question?
A: Oh, right here, right here, pick me, me!!!! *raises hand*
Q: Favourite chocolate bar?
Twix
Favorite non-chocolate candy?
Skittles! But after you eat alot of them you feel sick
Are these Java banners starting to ........ you off ??
>Are these Java banners starting to ........ you off ??
Yes, especially when I'm at work on a lower power PC running outdated crappy software... rant rant rant...
Q - Ever had sexual thoughts about a friends mum? (and no, Ken's mum doesn't count on this one!)
Are you kidding!? All the freaking time!
[/sarcasm]
Q. Write me some C code for the following:
1. Convert inches to yards.
(If you think it's easy, welcome to my IT Math course. :D)
BTW, I also posted a picture/attachment to this thread, not just Dbaryl.
a) yard = inch * 12;
:D
q) are you disgusted with florida?
No, but I'm disgusted by your maths :D
Q - What really disgusts you?
a) government surpluis cheez, oops, i meant cheese. :D
q) are you gonna win the election?
Don't know... it's close, but not really close enough for me to get too excited.
Q - Whats the first thing the election winner should do when they get their powers?
Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!!
Ygfperson,
Yards = inches * 36;
Or, your way
Yards = inches * 12 * 3;
Q. If hammer wins, what dance should he do?
A: I can't wait to see some jackson style moonwalk...
Q: If hammer doesnt win, will he desert the boards in shame?
a) probably not
q) who knew i was kidding with my yards = inches equation?
A. Most definately not myself.
Q. Anybody else?
What are we talking about? (Q&A)
A: I didn't read it.
Q: Do these 'Q's have to stay on topic with the 'A'?
No
Do you think they should? Or are random questions more interesting?
a. Who cares
q. did I have a good holiday? CLUE......the answer is not ** a. Who cares**
A. I don't know.
Q. Who cares?
you're right, the answer isn't "who cares" :D
a) not me
q) african or european swallow?
A: Depends on the coconut they're carrying.
Q: What's your favourite colour?
a) oregano
q) who is your favorite president?
The president for the society for the protection of electromagnetic waves.
What is your favourite smell?
Well there's this white powder that I found one day...
Q: Spot the true Troll_King(1/2/3):
3
What would you do if your picture appeared on that website?? - uglypeople.com I mean
Post links
What would you say if I said that he said that I said that the guy that said the thing died?
a) whaa....?
q) why do people go to uglypeople.com?
omg there rlly is a uglypeople.com!!! lmao i thought it was a joke
What was the question again?
A. Why do people go to uglypeople.com
Q. It was right there in black and white- why did you need someone else to find out for you?
>why did you need someone else to find out for you?
Because someone goofed and didn't follow the rules of this thread.
Q - Ever sniffed a girls underwear?
A: Not yet
Q: Do you like the Opera Web Browser?
never use anything else :)
why would you be a fool and use Netscape? or IE for that matter?
'cos I used Opera for about 10 minutes before it crashed, so it went in the virtual bin :p
Q - Is it getting harder to think of good questions for this thread?
edited.
I say no :p
Has Ride -or- Die grasped the basic idea and rules of this thread?
no i just read the last page, i don't have that kinda time :P
Ride or die does not understand the rules of this thread(answers Hammers question).
I will opt to answer another one since Ride or Die did not ask one.
Hammer ask, "Ever sniffed a girls underwear?"
A. Actually, I don't recall. They always come off in such a rush I don't even pay attention.
Q. Ever do it on a pic nic table?
Ride -or- Die > please read the first post in this thread before posting on it again.
[edit]dam, beat!
Ever do it on a pic nic table?
No :(
Back to the plot:
Q - Were you breast fed as a baby? Are you still?
yes I was.... and no, I haven't been recently...
How old were you when you started walking?
No.Quote:
Were you breast fed as a baby? Are you still?
Q. Imagine your a vegetarian. A man with a gun at a cows head places a large piece of steak in front of you and says if you eat the steak you save the cow.Do you eat steak or watch the cow die?
I'd like to remind everyone to keep it to a PG-13 level please.
I eat the steak. No point in it going to waste and another cow dying.
Boxer's or Briefs?
boxers
who's the idiot? me or Ride-or-die?
Q&A - why, are you getting a complex?
I'm not.... just couldn't come up with a better question...
ever keep an article of clothing of a lover?
a) no
q) seriously, is -ken- gay?
yes, but only a belt.
[edit]I don't know Ken, so the answer is...... yeah, why not!
Q - Does eating spinach make you feel stronger?
-Ken- has grown increasingly homosexual recently, yes ;)
and no, that stuff is nasty, but I have heard that it does have some positive physical results.
ever do something because you read it was good for you? (something weird?)
a) nothing i can recall off the top of my head. i'm not really a health nut, but i don't eat tar, either.
q) where are you taking college?
getto U
where do you wish you could study?
a) MIT.
q) what is the meaning of epsilon to a limit?
A. I have no hell of an idea.
Q. If I told you to ****(1) my dog, then ****(2) with my cat, then give my fish some ****(3), would you?
Answer as the following:
1. fill in the blank
2. same
3. same
4. Your actual answer
DRAW
No. I wouldnt waste draw on fish!
Q. How long could you take in solitary confinement before you went nuts?
a) three days, give or take a year
q) what is the limit as h approaches 0 of h/h?
A: number one
Q: Ever get a body part stuck somewhere embarrassing?
Nope but I feel its something that everyone should do once, I hope to do one day :)
Whats the favourite part of your body?
my eyes, chicks dig my eyes :D
Q: Will you miss me this week: my comp will be getting upgraded
Nope, hurry up and go!! Maybe we'll get some peace and quiet..... ;)
How often do you visit these forums?
A: A couple of times a day
Q: Blue or Black ink, when you write?
Pencil
How can it be that these boards are so popular?
A: Because we are such a great community, of people who love to spread ther knowledge.
Q: What month were you born in?
January.
Q. Do u love marmite?
A: no.
Q: How many toes are there on a porcipine?(sp)
3
does your "member" have a curve?
A: Not that i'm aware of
Q: whats the square root of 560,768,435.34?
23680.549726304919545597609326181
Do you ever cross-dress?
No.
Should I? (for Halloween of course :D)
A: Yes, but do it the day before halloween
Q: What is the largest six-digit number whose digits are all different such that the sum of the squares of the digits in the even-numbered positions equals the sum of the squares of the digits in the odd-numbered positions? (I had to do this once!)
986702
How'd I know that?
A: you had that question before
Q: if two people of equal ability that are identical in every way start the same project of the exact same conditions in every way at the same time, who will finish first.
A: since it is the same project that they are both working on, they are working on a single project and they finish it together, thus at the same time. I know what you really meant, but don't care.
Q: Why did the movie The Time Machine have such a lame, simplistic explanation of paradox at the end?