I would more than likely have a funny sounding, cartoonish helium-like voice, and would end up saying Q)something like...
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I would more than likely have a funny sounding, cartoonish helium-like voice, and would end up saying Q)something like...
a) ..chicken.
q) ..how many hours of clicking crosses would be saved if pop ups had never existed?
none, I use alt + f4 :D
Q: Yay itrs my birthday tommorrow! (Sept. 11). Does anyone care?
nope.
Q: are you kidding!?
nope, its my real birthday (arn't I special ? :D
Q: where the hell is my bloody wallet???
check under your mattress (I just find mine there after looking for it for some 2 months!)
Q: doesn't this look scary (see atttachment)? posts in this thread.
No, but YAY i made it into the window with 67 posts!
Q: Why would it be scary??
I don't know, maybe the numbers are plotting something evil...
I find your avatars constant nodding strangely alluring....
Does face_masters Avatar want me? in a big way?
I seriously hope not...
Q: Who is cooler: Jay or Silent Bob?
Hmmm... Silent Bob isn't always silent, so his name is wrong, it should be something like Ocassionally Silent Bob.. but he's still way cooler than Jay...
Favourite View Askew film?
Mallrats... hands down.
Should there have been some heavy sex scenes between Jay and Shannon Elizabeth in the last one? :)
yeah, but he would have used the tranquiliser that he found while stealing the monkey, duh!
Q: Did you laugh like crazy when you saw Chris Rock when he was directing the movie in the last one?
I loved how he was a complete ***** to that kid about the coffee.. LOL...
why do I spend at least an hour checking forums in the morning before I do any actual work?
because it means you dont actually have to do any work
Can somebody give me an IT job please?
A: No :)
Q: With no disrespect implied; do you think this whole 9/11 thing is a bit overdramatic?
No.
Would you think the same if you'd have lost a loved one?
A: I don't know... I hope you didn't take the question wrong, I'm not an insensitive prick :(
Q: Do you think terrorists will try to use 9/11 as a date for another terrorist attack somewhere in the world?
(nah i didn't take it the wrong way)
They will try if they think they can get away with it. There has been word they will try to attack the US embassies.
Do you watch wrestling?
A: No, its a waste of my time, hehe
Q: For those who watch wrestling, who is your favourite wrestlser?
The Undertaker.
Whose your favorite wrestlerette?
A: Trish
Q: I wish female wrestlers like her were the dominant sex in the WWE.
a) that's not a question
q) who's your favorite smurf?
A: I dont know, grandpa smurf, I recall he existed.
Q: Do you like volkswagens?
edit: Last question should have been
Do you wish female wrestlers like her were the dominant sex in the WWE?
A. No, I don't. I like anything that goes over 100+ easily, and accelrates from 0-60 in way under 10 seconds.
Q. Do you think the 2002 Celica (Action Package) would do the job for me?
Depends on how you define action.
So is there room in the backseat in that thing for some "action"?
a) if you count the carborator as a back seat... ;)
q) have you ever had sex with a girl without letting her touch the ground?
yes :)
how many areas of your car have you used for sexual purposes?
A: 2
Q: Why does this thread always veer into sex topics?
Because that's what we like to talk about.
why would you be offended by sex talk?
>>why would you be offended by sex talk?
I wouldn't, I mean, your g/f and I talk about it all the time. :p
Q - Can breasts be too large?
A: YES, so many guys think two watermelons hanging from a woman's chest is the epiphany of sexual image
Q: Are you cut or intact?
A: Im fully intact
Q: If only one programming language had to exist, which one would you want it to be?
A: Tie between C++ and assembly
Q: If your girlfriend wanted you to have it cut, would you?
Do you mean, my?.....my?......well, god no!
Q. Have you ever used the winshield wipers on your car, as a cleanup method?
Cshot:
> Depends on how you define action.
4 cyl DOHC (yeah, crappy 4)
180hp stock though
Tachometer redlines at 7.8
Speedo says 160mph
Insanely vented body, which would be easier on:
Acclerating
Stabilty at high speeds
and gas mileage in all instances
Rear wing standard
Formula One/Indy racing car look.
As far as "action" goes.
That stuff happens anywhere.
Picnic tables for example (that's cold people)
A: If you mean to clean the nice mess the birds leave, yes, yes I do.
Q: Do you think it would be cool if they made CDs the size of records (maybe not to use, just to see)?
Sure
Should they start makin records again (more of em)? They're more fun than CD's
No they're not. Maybe leave the packaging at record size and throw in a poster while they're at it :)
This thread seems to have an attachment somewhere. Which page is it on? :D
Do not ask me for I do not know.
Does anyone else know what page it's on?
A:I have no Idea
Q: what page is the attachment on?
a) no clue... and no amount of money will compell me to search for it
q) are you larry king?
A: No
Q: Am I the king, since I found the attatchement?
dbaryl posted it a few days ago, page 161.
No
Who can Zen post?
A: I can
Q: Colour of your eyes?
Brown
Gender of -KEN-?
<< Gender of -KEN-?
A: See below post
Q: Have you cried or gotten watery from any 9/11 memorials?
A: No, I havn't
Q: Whats with dumb people ¿
A: It's genetic
Q: Do you know who I am?
do i care? I'd have to say itld or Betazep if anyone...
why do people change their names and go "do you know who i am"?
>>why do people change their names and go "do you know who i am"?
Because they think it's interesting. :rolleyes:
Q - Do you want to know who I am?
Have you learnt nothing from this thread yet? It's because people are annoying and stupid...
Dammit... beaten...
Yes, you're from Essex... therefore I need say no more.... Went there once.. elderly bearded ladies..... veeerrrrryyy wrong...
What has this thread taught you, that you'll never forget?
that I too can boost my post count infinately... orrrrr some completely useless information (some that I could have done without) about people here...
do you think you know anyone here better because of this thread?
nope, just got a better post count ;)
Q: Did you think American Beauty was sort of freaky?
never saw it
did you think Monsters Inc. was good?
Yes, it was quite good.
What movie would you most like to star in?
A:it was as funny as you are (which is not a comment for monsters inc)
Q:who here thinks that Ober should STFU?
>> What movie would you most like to star in?
The Matrix or Star Wars!
>>What movie would you most like to star in?
Girls Gone Wild :D
>>Q:who here thinks that Ober should STFU?
not me :)
Who here loves me?
Facemasters avatar.... probably... definatley giving you the eye....
What's STFU mean?
Shut the .......... up (which is exactly what Ober should do :))
Q: Any paranoid freaks reside on this board?
almost certainly
Does anyone else think these questions are getting kind of dull lately?
I think they did about 1500 questions ago.
Anyone else have a cold?
No
How many decimals of pi do you think there is
infinate number, either that or 318,023,827
Are you all ever going to let this thread die? (It's worse than the everyone add a word to make a story threads.
NEVA!!!
Why is everyone so wrapped up in this thread dying?
It's too big, sucessfull and appears threatening to certain types, and if you're not asking about when the threads going to die, you're more than likely going to be asking about sex...
What's your dream car?
Well, it's not cdr
Does anyone here know Lisp?
Yes. I knew it pretty well back in school. Now that I don't use it anymore, I probably forgot some stuff.
What was the last song that was stuck in your head?
Tribute by Tenacious D... before it became overplayed, and then it made me want to hurt people...
What the hell is a 'cdr'? As in the answer to my dream car question?
a) cdr is the rest of a list.
(car '(a very very very long list))
returns a
but
(cdr '(a very very very long list))
returns '(very very very long list)
q) do you know you?
No
Are you going to ask this rhetorical question?
a) exactly.
q) are you looking for today, searching for your meaning, and learning to love yourself?
No. Because I've already achieved those things. I'm the Zen Master remember?
(as seen here: http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showt...9&pagenumber=4)
If you were reborn after this life, would you want to come back as the opposite gender?
nah
Q: Whats the most money you have spent in one day?
$425, I think. Straight cash. I got quite a few hookers too.
Q. Did I get a good deal?
No, becuase I believe you spent it all on Ken's mum :D
Q: Ever has a siezure before?
No.
Do you think Civix is a c00l d00d? *raises fist* :D
no. Oh God, no!
Q: How often do you find yourself burning Cd's?
A) depends: what is your weight in termites?
q) if a chipmunk swallowed ober, would it explode?
This is the longest post I've ever seen.
Q: any longer post ? :)