NO! You think?Quote:
Originally posted by Driveway
You.
Did you know a recent survey shows that 3 out of every 4 ppl make up 75% of the population?
On the topic of surveys, have you ever been stopped to take one?
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NO! You think?Quote:
Originally posted by Driveway
You.
Did you know a recent survey shows that 3 out of every 4 ppl make up 75% of the population?
On the topic of surveys, have you ever been stopped to take one?
Yes. At a ski resort.
On the topic of skiing, do you snowboard or ski or what?
I've skiied... would like to make a hobby out of it, but I don't have the cashflow or the time...
ever get headaches from being in front of a computer too long?
all the time
Q: do you own a mobile (phone)?
No
Do you play AOEII?
I did, until I lent it to a mate and didnt get it back :(
Do you do more work or more play on your pc?
equal split
How much did your comp cost?
2000$ (2 years ago)
Where do you keep your butter? (in or out of the fridge)
>Where do you keep your butter? (in or out of the fridge)
If this is a come on, then I decline (I doubt you're my type, unless cozman==cozwoman).
To what age do you expect to live?
I plan to be frozen. I don't know how long I'll be frozen for.
Q: Would you consider being frozen so you won't die? (or whatever that word is, I forget it)
No, I'll live on through my children (and all that bs). Until their dead. Then I'm forgotten (boohoo).
How many colours would there be in your universe?
256 would be enough...
is beckham the dumbest player ever or what?
A: Sure why not
Q: How many books do you have in you own "library" and how many did you pay for?
A: Id say around 50 books so far, and I paid for about 75% of them. They range from computer books, to Tim O'brien novels.
Q: Cold or Hot shower?
hot
bath or shower?
shower
q) is the private game going to become a cprogramming.com cultural icon, something which visitors judge us by?
Err, I hope not.
Which member would you like to meet in person? Which member would you never want to meet?
Want to meet: [stealth[.
Not want to meet: Ober :p
Q: Is it possible to set a remote computer on fire by heating the CPU up heaps?
a) very unlikely...
Q)as if? or pschaw?
>> very unlikely...
I'll find a way...
A: Bling¿
Q: huh?
whaddya mean huh? YOu mean you dont understand his question??
How do I make an upside down ??
What do you mean, an upside down ¿?
What does he mean, an upside down ¿?
A: An upside can't be down, then it would be a downside...
Q: Who is the founder of CProgramming.com?
Webmaster (whoever that is)
Who is the founder of Flashdaddee.com?
Rick Barclay... the dizzogg...
why doesn't face_master wanna meet me?
because he is a face_master and you are an ober5861. and face_master and ober5861 do not mix.
anyone else agree with me?
a) probably
q) if a god and a tac were to meet and have offspring, would they be snettik or seippup?
(Q&A)Could there be a stupider question? (disregarding anything by xterria)
a) yes
q) where is the smaller faq submission? i'm looking to do a little "spring cleaning"... :D
Oh no you don't! My colon isn't just for anyone now...
Q: So...uh...A/S/l? Hyuk! I dunno, think up your own damned question. I hate people always expecting me to come up with something funny. God people, I'm not just a joke factory ::hyperventilating:: ::jumps through window::
Ahhh....someone help me out...I'm bored and I have massive amounts of homework that I probably can't put off much longer...
Q&A - did you spaz in the middle of that post??
nope, just a combination of things...namely everything.
Q: So...uhh...who here goes to somethingawful.com?
a) not me
q) who goes to ****SENSORED DISGUESTING WEBSITE***?
/*edited by Kermi3*/
nasty... not me... been there once and that was WAAAY too many times
who thinks -Ken- should just do his homework? :)
Not me!
Q: Guess whooo!
Hmmmm... -KENDONAGASAKI-sounds familiar, errrr... OBER! :D
Why are we posting 'who goes to' nasty sites?
a) because we're bored, and scared of the sites.
q) what is the fundamental theorem of algebra?
A) Something probably written by some old dead math dude.
Q) W(hy)TF do I have to write a history essay for tomorrow?
because you're lazy and waited til now even though you've had the assignment for over a week :)
who else wants to laugh with me at the fools still in high school? :D
A: Makes motion with hands... look, a duck
Q: Would you rather be limited to sex once a month, or unlimited masturbation but no sex?
suprisingly, sex once a month
Q: Do you like the song 'Wip it' by Devo?
I prefer Secret Agent Man.
Anyone else lose respect for Devo when Mark Mothersbaugh started to write the music for Rugrats?
Who??
Whats was your favourite toy as a kid?
I'm still a kid ;)
Q: Describe a perfect woman
Not for those at work ... well, maybe... it's harmless :)
click me
ever visit www.ehowa.com?
>>ever visit www.ehowa.com?
No, what's there?
Q - Can I trust you not to get me fired?
umm... not by going to that site, no :) It's an intersting site to read at home tho :D
Ever have a pop-up come up at work that was TOTALLY inappropriate?
Yeah, but SmartFilter catches most of those (whether I want it to or not)
What's the farthest you've ever run at one time, w/o stopping or walking?
>>Ever have a pop-up come up at work that was TOTALLY inappropriate?
Yep. Fact is, if you go for the .com version of my company's web site (instead of the .co.uk) you get a facefull ;)
[edit]DOH!
>>What's the farthest you've ever run at one time, w/o stopping or walking?
The coffee machine. Only because they won't let me drive my car indoors. Seriously though, not that far, maybe 5-10 miles.
Q - Whats the funniest domain name (URL) you've seen.
(this one amused me: http://www.banscrewdrivers.com/)
A: www.dyslexia-wolrd.com
Q: What's your favorite movie from Newgrounds.com?
I don't have one.
Q. Should I stop using the computers in my Tech College's labs for emailing, message boarding, etc?
A: Heck no
Q: What number am I thinking of?
sqrt(-1)
Why are there complex numbers? isn't it enough with integers?
NEVA!
Brain freeze anyone?
Not currently.
Are you naked?
not currently :)
Ever pose nude?
Only in front of my mirror.
Would you like a picture of that?
Do I look like -Ken-? :)
Ever have a breakdown?
Mental - yes - most of last winter and spring
Car - yes - a couple months ago
Ever go to a psychologist?
I've went to a therapist, and a psychietrist (spelling?), but as far as having the official term of psychologist, no, I haven't.
Q. Can those sneaky doctors do anything..."sexual" to you while your hipnotized? (cries, I hope not)
sure can.... once I woke up and I had messed myself...
j/k... never been to one, wouldn't know
ever had phone sex?
No. My friend tried to initiate it but it was too weird.
Are we continuing with the sex topic?
as if we wouldn't...
what if we were all asexual?
Then the boards would be way less interesting...
What would we talk about if we didn't talk about sex.
>>What would we talk about if we didn't talk about sex.
...drugs and rock 'n' roll. Maybe alcohol too.
Q - Ever had sex in the sea?
Closest I've ever come to that was a bathtub :)
Ever done it at a restaurant?
does the parking lot count?
do you have a reputation for being loud? (you as a couple, not necessarily you ;))
No!
Define sex.
insert tab A into slot B (or C.... or D for that matter ;))
the question of all time...
Is oral considered sex?
Clinton says no. So I guess no. Then again, he said he didn't inhale either.
Did he inhale?
No, he didn't. Monica did that part.
Q. Do you think it'd be weird if she were to gargle it too?
my money would be on yes...
are you posting from school/university?
oops...
that would be just nasty...
same Q as above [edit] didnt realize there was a sex thing going.... [/edit]
I was posting from a Technical College, as mentioned a page or 2 back in the thread (earlier in this day meaning), but I am going to enjoy some quiet time.
A. Tell me what you envision when you think of Monica gargling. Please, extreme details count big on this one.
That commercial where the guy is rinsing with mouthwash when in reality, he does not have any mouthwash in his mouth.
You know which commercial I'm talking about?
A: No I dont.
Q: How many computers do you have in your house?
> Q: How many computers do you have in your house?
Uhhhh....
I have about 3-4 inside my personal computer, one in my cd player, one in each one of my amps, one in my tv, vcr, dvd player, ETC!!!!!
Q. Did you mean desktop/laptop etc. - personal computers?
A: Yes I meant Personal Computers
Q: Side show Mel or Side show Bob?
a) side-show bob. what can beat that english-y accent and desire to kill people in a sideshow freak?
"Hmm... I don't approve of his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy!"
q) krusty the klown or that wooden puppet replacement... buffo?
The wooden puppet.
Do clowns scare you? What if you opened your window in the middle of the night and saw an angry Ronald McDonald?