I think that's why he made this thread. Someone else will start one.
Who will it be?
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I think that's why he made this thread. Someone else will start one.
Who will it be?
a) Its already happened
q) How many hairs on your head?
a/q Which head? :eek:
a) the second one
q) which is more fun: mastication or masturbation?
That's a toughie. I can't live without mastication though so I'll pick that. Plus I think about food all the time.
If you had $10 to buy food, what would you get?
a couple mandrin chicken salads and a gallon of orange soda.
q) what do you think about most?
it's a toss up between sex and programming.. :(
What do you think about that you wish you wouldn't?
Last February 10th and times since then...
Is this thread getting lame?
quite possibly...
is FD getting lame? (aka lack of humor)?
May the wrath or rick be merciful on you.
Q. Is the internet getting lame?
quite possibly...
is SS getting lame? :)
Nope, I'm as cool as ever if not cooler.
Q. Is this the greatest song in the world?
no, jack black wrote the greatest song in the world.
what are your opinions of the hottie catherine bell?
unknown.
Dosn't ober now that jack black wrote a song about the greatest song in the world, and only sang the greatest song in the world to a demon?
this is true... damn, didn't think you'd pick up on that...
does anyone else think Tenacious D rocks?
Yea me.
Is she beutiful?
Catherine bell?
Muy caliente, muy caliente.
What's your favourite Tenacious D song?
Wonderboy.
Is that just the way it is?
I like Wonderboy as well!
Well it all depends on how you look at it - doesn't it?
sure does...
back to sex..
how does one go about going into a "toy shop" to make a purchase? do you sneak, grow some balls and just walk in like a man? what?
Just walk in there... You're just shopping - you're not the person who thought selling rubber phalluses would be a good career move.
Why do you ask?
Because he was thinking of getting a strap-on to satisfy his woman.
Roses are red, violets are blue, what the heck is wrong with you?
>>Because he was thinking of getting a strap-on to satisfy his woman.
:eek: no no no... and I had an explanation spelled out... but as to not delve into my personal life too far... I'll just say... toys are for fun :)
and nothin is wrong with me........... or at least that's what my mom says :D
why does management = prick?
A: They think they have all the power, so they do as they please.
Q: Do you care if there is a baseball stirke?
No. They should get rid of the sport. They're all a bunch of overweight overpaid players anyways.
Experiencing deja vu?
A: No not really.
Q: Looking forward to the NHL season?
No but I am looking forward to the NFL season.
You?
I dont look forward to either of those really, we play proper sports over here in the UK ;)
Why is it called football when they use the wrong shaped ball and hardly use their feet?
//edit : maybe they should call it catch or something
Because they just do
When did you start school?
about 21 years ago, when I was 4. Can't give you an exact date, its a long time ago
I think they should abolish the summer holidays, do you?
A: No
Q:What about making the summer break even longer?
That'd be good.
Who's gonna win this game?;)
A: What game, trying not to post on this thread?
Q: Did this move onto the second page, while the server was down?
Q/A: Huh?
A: You could still access the site using an IP, so only those that visted could answer that.
Q: Jelly or Jam?
Neither
Why is this thread so popular?
a) people are idiots ;)
q) does driveway live in wisconsin?
No
Why am I only known as Driveway on these boards, everyelse I'm SrgPepper
A. cos your stupid! your name is driveway.Simple huh?
Q. Why does the webmaster lie and say downtime will only be 15 mins when here in UK we could not access forums all NIGHT?! New apache server (advert) was all we could get from cprogramming.com
Because it was the same for everyone.
What's your favorite TI-83 calc game?
A. Dont be silly.
Q. Got any spare tarmac gov?
No
Why does it seem that people just use this to increase their post count
A. They don't, they use it to lose agrression.
Q. Who remembers spending ten bob? (I do)
I don't.
What's bob? A currency?
A. YESyou fool!
Q. who remembers spending 10 bob? or maybe a shilling?
A: I dont
Q: How far down the page was this, before you brought it back up?
a: right at the top
q: are you glad the baseball strike isn't going to happen or could you care less?
I couldn't care less, as it hasn't infiltrated my world (until now).
How many posts till we solve the secret of everything?
a: 5236
q: can you believe a self-loathing psycho could be responsible for such a popular thread that doesn't involve his normal "everyone hates me and you're all out to get me" rants?
In a poetic/romantic world, they'd call it inspiration from his/her deepest psyche. Series has served it's purpose and can now die. Be reborn as the greatest Swedish humanitarian and solve the universal futility.
In reality it means nothing. Series has served it's purpose.
Is tommorow going to be a good day?
Not for me.
Did you know that today is the first day of the rest of your life?
Yes. So what are you waiting for (and all that stuff)?
Oop's that was an answer and a question.
What was your last major purchase?
My 1.7 Ghz pentium 4 512 mg RAM XP 15" flat screen panel w/ lexmark X73 printer scanner fax machine copier
Do you like calculator games?
No. 80087355.
Is it better to be too hot to sleep, or too cold to feel your fingers?
Too hot to sleep.
What's better, school or the desert
School.
A short life with no regrets or a long life full of them?
A: neither, a long life of no regrets :)
Q: Will the computer security industry boom in the near future?
No
Where are we going and why and I in this picnic basket?
A: The asylum, and that's why we're going there.
Q: Why are all of my replies here getting deleted by mods?
A: I dont know, maybe they dont like you, or you are doing something wrong.
Q: Favourite smilie to use?
FD has such better one!
A: :)
Q: Will you retards ever stop responding to this post? :)
a) obviously not. ;)
q) can we wait for hammer to reach 2000 posts?
A. No, we can't. I am personally shaking in my boots if I must say. :D (Hammer's cool)
Q. Do you frequent this message board more than you, play games? listen to music? (whatever your hobby is)
A: if coding counts as a hobby, no (I work as a coder). If work time coding doesn't count as hobby, yes.
Q: what is 15 >> (char) (6 / (strstr("Stupid String","ring")?2:3))
a) 3
q) have we scared off all the experts?
A: if they know what's good for them (by the way, the answer was 1) :D
Q: who is an expert anyway?
A: for some time no coming here and see this topic have grown up to over 2000 replies now~ :eek:
Q: who made this miracle ? :p
Series
Q: What was the best car ever made?
A: the first car. ;)
Q:
Why didn't you ask a question
A: because all the questions have been asked over, lol~ :p
No more questions!!! Is this the end??
<song> It's the end of the thread as we know it, and I feel fine... </song>
q & a) can somebody answer with an answer and a question?
q & a) maybe?
I don't know maybe.
Last night, our power went out twice. Luckly, our power never goes out for long. The thunderstorm that caused it wasn't bad, there was just alot of terrible lightning. Lightniing bolts (several) that were very close in fact. Some of the thunder would explode, high pitch, and right after the flash (high pitche+instant thunder signifies that it was on your block, in your yard, etc).
What have your storm expierences been? (bad ones)
Ball lightning.
A window including the fram if im not mistaken being blasted in. not to mention i was sleeping in the room.
Possibly loss of vision( i remember seeing clear till that day damnit, havn't seen decent since)...
Many many Power outages, in the middle of coding!!
ect... ect...
Q: can money really be grown on trees.
Only in Deep Thought II, sometimes mistaken by its inhabitants as a small blue-green planet described in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as mostly harmless.
Favourite quote?
>>Favourite quote?
Quote:
Of all the Gallic tribes, are the belgians the bravest
Julius Caesar
Q:Greatest achievement in life (if this is already asked, I'm sorry. I don't want to read 150 pages)
A Blackbelt in taekwondo.
Q who would most like a 1 to 1 with? ;)