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Yes, but it was consensual. Plus, it used a condom.
edit: Damn... Well, now that you're a mod, you know the answer to that question.
(I don't think it's gonna die - as long as someone can make up something interesting)
Do you think MS is trying to buy the web?
q and a) is there anything ms isn't trying to buy?
yes... Bill Gates came in here and strapped a meter to my hub yesterday... I think they're going to start charging fares...
/edit... damn...
no, I doubt it
are you afraid of being caught with pirated software?
No, I paid for all of mine
Is it just a typical English p**s take of the nazis or was Rommel really gay?
a) not sure... let's ask ken
q) can there be any excuse for jumping naked next to a baby kangaroo after hitting on [stealth]?
No, ygfperson, never do it again.
Q. Do you think Prelude is sexy?
Prelude's dead sexy - I think I touched on that earlier.
How often do you log on naked?
Well she is very intelligent, which I always find attractive.
Can anyone here who has done a dissertation or some other huge piece of work tell me if it is just me that suffers from "anything!! even counting the number of post-it notes stuck to my monitor is more interesting than doing my work!!"?
Q:How often do you log on naked?
I only have the web at work, could compromise my job if I did!!
Approximately how many times have you opened up your home PC to fiddle about with the stuff inside?
I don't.
Answer to minesweeper's question: HUH?!
Q. Why is the moon orange sometimes?
A: Because of farmers gasses.
Q: This is a question and an answer, how many of you find this funny:
http://brokenlogo.20m.com/xbox.swf
P.S. This is meant to be towards ober's post and the person in front of him ;)
This is mine and my friends creation, it is the third of the series(big one hey, lol)so tell me what you think, we might be making a website for it all.
I could possibly find it more funny if it actually went anywhere... :rolleyes: "Cannot find server", my friend
halogen or florescent lighting?
A: Natural, the rest kills my eyes.
Q: How many bones have you broken?
None.
What isyour favorit pizza topping?
sausage
do you listen to "mood music"?
Nope.
Q. What is the square root of 9?
+/-3
How much money do you make an hour?
$0.00 ( I don't work.)
Q. What is another word for stupid?
It's gonna be civix if you don't read the rule change earlier in the thread (actually, it's a little big to search, but "Here's my proposal - if somoene asks a question like "Have you ever been arrested?", the point is not that it's a yes or no question, the point is we want to know what someone here got arrested for. It's lame to reply to that with "No." and ask your qeustion... I think with questions like that, you should only be able to respond if you answer yes, and say what happened.")
So - anyone that actually makes money wanna share your wages with the class?
A: Not really...But I am willing to lend some money... (with Interest of course).
Q: Do you think Bush is conspiring with Bin Laden while outwards trying to catch him?
why is this board showing me as a guest even though after i registered (couple months ago)?
it showed me as guest again. i dont like this! And i did enter the password right - i made sure of it!
Can somebody HELP ME??
Yeah, 'cause if Bush really wanted him, Bin Laden would be dead by now.
Q. What is the name of Spongebob's pet snail on the popular cartoon from Nickelodeon, "Spongebob Squarepants"?
A: Qwijobo?
Q: Is anyone getting sick of this thread?
a) hmm... i'm not really sick of it, but other people are, so i'm going to close it and move it to the dpa...
NOT ;)
q) what's the quickest path up the ladder of success?
Dunno, but when you find it let me know please :)
Whats the quickest way down the ladder of success?
Shooting your boss and co-workers.
Q: will Govtcheez's new rule ever be used? i think its a good idea.
No.
Why is my boss such a jerk?
A: How should I know...I have yet to begin working :)
Q: How many people here are their own bosses?
I wish I was.
Q. Should I explain on another thread about how my boss is jerk?
A: Post whatever you want here.
Q: Would anyone here be offened if I posted an xbox comic when I get it from my friend...
A: Not really, but it would make you look like a fool! Muhahah!
Q: Who liked "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? (I did)
I did, It was funny when Silent Bob started yelling at Jay about a sign on a car that said "Critters of Hollywood", then Jay said "say it, dont spray it".
Q. Who liked Dr. Dolittle 2?
A: It wasn't that bad, but I didn't really enjoy it - its too much of a kid's movie I think...
Q: Why does it seem that people like me arn't coding anymore - just reading about it?
because people like us arent good enough at coding yet, so we read about it :)
Q. the XboX or the Gamecube...which do you think is better?
A: I think the X-Cube is better, myself :D
Q: Are you a conspiracy-theorist?
A: I am :) I own an xbox and intend to spread it throughout the world.
Q: What do you all have against the xbox and what makes you think that "gaycube" is so good??
Gamecube isnt made by MS :D
Q. What is your very favorite movie of all time?
fight club
Q Is there anyone you would give your life for?
A: The real question is: is anyone out there stupid enough to take my life for someone elses?
Q: Does anyone here have any friends or relatives that work for MS...and if so do they have horns?
a) basilisk worked at m$ once ... not who i'd call a friend, really, but we all know her (probably)
q) when was the last time you flamed?
A: I can't remember, but I have a feeling that ober is going to give me a good flaming for calling his g/f fat
Q: Why does toast always land with the butter-side on the ground when it falls?
cuz you're clumsy lol
what exactly are you thinkin right now?
A: "I think i just ate too much and eating more isn't going to help"
Q: What was your favourite tv show event?
A: T.V. Show event...probably nothing, all of these new t.v. series suck IMO
Q: Why do people assume that all people who wear glasses :cool: are smart and watch either Start Trek, Star Wars, or both?
A: They dont
Q: what does IMO stand for?
A: I Milk Owls
Q: Why doesn't it stand for I My Opinion?
Because people like me don't have opinions, but do have milkable owls...
Best movie soundtrack?
A: The Matrix Sountrack!!
Q: Can anybody explain this?
Yes but its a secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you :D
How many of these questions do you think you've read?
To damn many.... So much stuff about Kens mom....
Should I inflict harm upon face_master for posting that in here, when I've already ignored it elsewhere?
Just inflict harm... you don't need a reason. Now where' my tyre iron... cheez have you borrowed it again?? :D
Q - If there was an extra hour in the day, what would you do with it?
Y'd get an extra houur ouf sleep sou y wouuldn't be sou damn grumpy at work... Actually, that's a lye... Yt'd probably be anouther houur of drynkyng.
*hands Hammer his tIre iron*
What's your favorite ice cream addendum (caramel, butterscotch, etc)?
>>*hands Hammer his tIre iron*
Thanks. :) *goes hunting for someone to club*
Icecream topping - strawberry.
Q - What did you dream about last night?
I'm not sure... I do vaguely remember getting out of bed after I'd been asleep about an hour and stumbling around... I have a nasty scratch on my chest now... Maybe I dreamed it was time to go to work. That's really pathetic.
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?
A: mouldy fruit-soup.... yeash! My father never reads the best-before date... :(
Q: Kupo?
no, not today, maybe tomorrow...
how long has it been since you used your tire iron on someone?
I did it yesterday. However, it was Hammer's tire iron, not mine - I hit Ken's mom with mine nd it was sucked in, never to be seen again. :(
Do you wish you were an Oscar Meyer weiner? That's what I'd truly like to be.
yeah... then maybe i could satisfy ken's mom...
did you make your appointment with ken's mom last nite?
No - she cleaned out her appointment book, just like she does everytime I get tanked up and feel the need to smack someone around.
Will Ken's mom jokes ever get old?
HA! as if...
why did she keep screaming govt's name last nite when i accidentally missed and hit the wrong hole?
a) because you didn't miss... :D
q) what could make you miss?
It's easier than you'd expect - the other day I was goin' at her and realized I was in a fold.
What's the coolest thing you've ever found under the couch cushions?
a lot of swift action and a good bit of movement ;)
/edit... oops... coolest thing?? pennies... cheetos... pens... nothing "cool"
ever "broken" your penis while in the act?
A) *checks* nope
q) ever fall asleep during sex?
Immediately afterwards, but never during (insert obligatory Ken's mom joke)
How long will it be until Britney Spears does a Playboy spread?
When they give her enought monney.
Q. How much do you think she will get?
>> How much do you think she will get?
Not as much as Ken's mum earns on a good weekender.
Q - Ever spent all weekend in bed just doing it?
yes... pretty much anyways... went out for food... 28 orgasms between the two of us, she was up almost double ;)
ever go at it til you were sore?
>>ever go at it til you were sore?
Oh yeah. It's the only way ;)
Q - How often do you stay late at work without being paid?
all my hours are recorded as OT after the 40 hours of the week... (I'm not salaried :()
How much OT do you put in on average?
A big fat zero hours. I doubt they'd let me do overtime if I wanted to.
Salt, pepper, or neither?
both...
someone explain to me how a company wouldn't want you to put in extra hours? (other than the money issue?)
If they work you too hard, your productivity goes down and you will also be less happy. Not good.
Finish this phrase:
Son of a ______
Goat?
Will anyone complete CShot's programming challenge?
a) i'd like to think so... but i'm a bit pessimestic
q) will anyone complete my programming contest? :D
Yes I wanna play nibbles.
Will Team1's code look like this?
Code:int Team1Move()
{
return 3;
}
nah... something like this:
why do i have the least bit of care if i get kicked off the island?Code:int Team1Move()
{
return gofyourself;
}
Because you know that if you show a certain picture you will be allowed back on.
Q. Is walamart a good place to work?
It was listed in the 50 best places to work a few years ago, but I've also heard it's a ..........hole... It's gotta be better than McD's, thoguh...
What would it take you to get excited about work again?