Yeah, currently!! But not as much as my g/f so that's ok!!
Ever been with a woman with silicone implants?
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Yeah, currently!! But not as much as my g/f so that's ok!!
Ever been with a woman with silicone implants?
nope... and most of my g/f's have been small... but my current is all natural and nice and big ;)
ever been with a girl that had any other parts of her body altered?
No.
Scariest roller coaster you've been on.
The Blue Streak. Sure, I've been on plenty that were faster, but the Blue Streak's the only one where I almost flew out of the car.
Favorite roller coaster?
I know this probably doesn't count but Pirates of the Carribean in Disneyland. Cool tune too.
Who will win C-Survivor?
me... duh
who will be my closest competitor?
a porn site, maybe?;)
Was that a question? Okay, then "yes, maybe" is my answer.
When was the last time you cried?
Don't remember.
Any one know a teacher who says there is no such think as a stupid queston, so that we can send them the questons found on this thread?
Haha good one. Don't know any teachers.
Favorite dwarf outta the seven dwarves from snow white.
> Favorite dwarf
Hammer's sexual reproductive equipment :D
Q. Most memorable time throwing up?
At work.
Q. If there are single girls where are they?
upstairs.
u looking for a girl SS? i can mail you one!;)
looking for a girl? yeah... aren't we all? :D
q) has this thread died yet? :rolleyes:
Nope, still not dead.
Mail order women eh?? Is that likely to offend anyone here?Quote:
u looking for a girl SS? i can mail you one!
I don't think so... it's harmless..
ever considered one of those mail-order russian brides? Just avoid the hassle of dating?
No, They may start out all nubile and easily manipulated, but then they end up drinking large amounts of vodka and becoming all old and ugly.... Honest, saw it in a movie once, happens to all russians...
Was that a sweeping statement or am I right?
A: You're right
Q: What was the 256:th question in this thread? (Which has grown pretty long BTW)
I'm not sure and I'm not about to go find it, but I remember it being mentioned...
are they really gonna shut down the GD board?
A: Considering this thread alone has over 100 pages to it and it's still growing, I hope not!
:D
Q: When was the last time that you were truly scared?
girlfriend.... nuf said
ever ****/........ your pants cuz you were so scared?
never
q) how much is too little?
when it ain't enough
how much is just right?
A: A little bit too much
Q: X^(X*sqrt(X)) = (X*sqrt(X))^X, X = ?
A: 5
//edit: my original question wasn't personal
Q: Worse job you ever had?
fast food worker at Arby's.... damn grease...
sex in the bushes or sex on the sand?
A: Bushes. Sand is too messy when it get's wet... er, you know what I mean.
Q: Craziest place you've ever had sex?
living room... my house... with parents two floors above looking for something with return to the main floor at anytime. :)
percentage of bedroom sex compared to anywhere else?
A: nunyas.
Q: is Prelude really the hottie i hear she is?
Q: is Prelude really the hottie i hear she is?
a. I don't know
q. Are you a sick person?
A: other than an inner ear infection, no.
Q: can't somebody who knows answer my question?
I can and you have to wait in line to go on a date with her as the all the guys at Flashdaddee are already in line after she posted a picture of herself.
Q. Do you visit flashdaddee?
If Prelude were a president, she'd be Babraham Lincolm. Birds sing at the sight of her, the net self-esteem of all the other women in the building with her drops 17 arbitrary self-esteem points, men swoon, and flowers bloom.
edit: I figured I'd get beat. yes.
Describe your worst day ever.
my life in hell is still contiuing from last week.
Don't you love your life?
A. I love it more than yours anyway
Q. So, prelude is a bit of a hottie stunner is she? The question is what is prelude's MOBILE number? Also does she not mind being talked about in this manner?
a) she probably doesn't care. it's one thing to have a bunch of people have unhealthy obsessions about one person... but it's another thing if they're all harmlessly across the digital divide.
q) is ai horizon still open?
A: yes.
Q: anyone have a link? hmmm!!!!
you mean to Prelude's pic? Just go over to FD and do a search with her name...
why is everyone so obsessed about Prelude all of a sudden? (Granted, she's a hottie, but still ;))
/edit... found it http://www.flashdaddee.com/forums/sh...0&pagenumber=1
there's a link she posted of her on some "hot or not" site, and then a lightened version someone did in the thread of her.
Probably cos there are a number of testosterone charged adolescent males here. The thought of a pretty woman gets them ....well.....excited!!
Why is my name, Phil, spelt with a Ph when there is a perfectly good F that does the same thing?
To make you write more
Is Jimmy Fallon a bad dancer?
Jimmy Fallon is good at everything.
Why isn't is spelled Jimmy Phallon?
Because his parents were nice, and reduced how much he would need to write.
Q. Am I invicible as long as I'm alive?
his parents hated him just like minesweeper's...
/edit .... damn... beaten
yes, you are invincible SS... share your secrets
why is my name spelled with two n's and one t? unlike all the senators?
And (two fold question), why is my name mistaken for a female name a lot??:rolleyes:
Because you smell all nice and fruity.
Doesn't ober smell all nice and fruity?
Oh absolutely.
Does Govt smell all nice and cheezy?
no, he smells like cabbage :)
how long have you had YOUR cheez bobblehead doll?
a) forever and ever! i wuv it wit all my hart! :D
q) is pat buchanan worth voting for?
No.
Why did you have to reply to this thread? It almost got to the second page :D
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y don't u shut up????????????????????????????:mad: :( :rolleyes: :) :D
a) because i have a big mouth
q) is a man with a beard more evil than a man without?
A: Yes, unless it's one of those cool freaked out hippie beards like the guys from ZZ Top.
Q: What's the sickest thing you ever put in your mouth?
Nothing.
Q. What is your favorite version of M&M's?
The plain kind.
What's your favorite skittles version and flavor?
uh... the yellow ones
q) it's 10 o'clock. do you know where your children are?
I don't have any. (thank god)
Can you fool a chicken?
a) chickens are easily fooled
q) can you make a fool chicken?
Yes, for the most part.
Do you like subway?
Yes. I love their tasty bread.
Do you like quizno's?
A. I don't even know what the heck "that" is. :D
(tell if you want)
Q. I'm going to watch Hot Shots 1 & 2. Which one do you like the best along with your most favorite part?
Never seen them.
Am I cool?
a) i take the fifth.
q) do you say EX-tra-or-din-air-ee or ex-TRO-din-ee-ree?
A: ex-TRO-din-ee-ree
Q: what is the "right" way of saying it?
it
Q. Along with flashaddee's message boards these are the coolest mesaage boards around right?
A: Yes.
Q: Opened-toed shoes: yay or nay?
yay but not with socks!!
Single or double breasted jacket?
single....
should i goof off today or actually get some work done?
A/S: Maybe you should stop using that as your question! (This is an answer and suggestion rolled into one: hey two for the price of one!)
Q: Am I the Master of Faces or what, eh?
Hey ober! I am a genius!! (despide popular belief) !! I have deciphered your title! It reads:
Smartass ..........er
And you all know that the * replaces the u.
Yay!
Yes you are the face master!
Ever tried to give yourself a blow job with a vacum? (I know I'll get reported for this one! :D)
Well, sorta - only because it was looking at me "that way"
Ever made sweet, sweet love to a piece of furniture?
No (OUCH!)
Q: Will this thread slide in the direction that [stealth] has pointed us in? (Not that that's a bad thing :D)
yeah... you're a quick one... took ya long enough... thanks for sharing it and ruining it for everyone else... :mad: I'VE ONLY HAD THAT SIG ALL SUMMER!! :pQuote:
Originally posted by face_master
Hey ober! I am a genius!! (despide popular belief) !! I have deciphered your title! It reads:
Smartass ..........er
And you all know that the * replaces the u.
Yay!
will the thread continue in a vaccumm BJ direction?
I doubt it...
will govt tell us about his escapades with the sexy vaccuum?
think so!
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ever had a p.ussy round your neck?:eek: ;)
You mean like a cat? yeah.
You mean like ever worn thighs as earmuffs? yeah.
Why the hell would anyone want to hear about my escapades with an appliance?
i dunno... why would someone ever ask if you had such an escapade?
what are you doing tonite?
You mean like a cat? yeah.
You mean like ever worn thighs as earmuffs? yeah.
no idi*t i mean a HUMAN one!
cause you're stupido?
sitting right here?
or maybe i'll go out
> no idi*t i mean a HUMAN one!
You can't read, can you? Sorry if it's a language barrier thing but watch who you're calling stupid if you're the one who can't figure out what "thighs as earmuffs" mean.
> what are you doing tonite?
Helping my cousin buy a laptop,and then goin' to the bar.
What was the first concert you ever went to?
[cencored] and [cencored] and [cencored] after that i'll get a [cencored] just a little bit though. the i'll gp to a [cencored] [cencored] [cencored].:)
[cencored] [cencored] [cencored] [cencored] [cencored] [cencored]??
EDIT :mad:
you are stupid
what is hell is thighs as earmuffs?
just in case u did'nt know not averyone in here are americans
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is this your question, if it is i did'nt get it :confused:
how old are u?
Ouch - your words strike at my heart. Think about it, big guy. You know what thighs are, right (the meaty parts of your legs right above your knee)? Earmuffs (since it seems more likely that's the word you didn't know) are the fuzzy things that you wear over your ears when you're cold. So, if you had someone's thighs over your ears, you'd... figure it out?
I'm 21
Again - what's the first concert you ever went to?