D. None of the above! :D
Q. What pet name have you given your private equipment? (if applicable)
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D. None of the above! :D
Q. What pet name have you given your private equipment? (if applicable)
A: I wouldn't.
Q: favorite sport?
Football to play, Basketball to watch :D
Can anyone actually taste the difference between pepsi and coca cola?
A: never had either.
Q: What makes dew?
Pepsi.
Ever work for a company that declared bankruptcy?
nope... and I'm thanking my lucky stars that the energy company i work for is non-profit :)
ever own your own business, being a h4x0r or whatever, and come close to bankruptcy?
My lemonade stand (Devonshire Ave. Liquid Dispensary, or something) was run out of business by the mob. Seriously.
How many people live in your home?
5, if you consider my sister to be a person...
what is the gross income of your household?
I have no idea... I pull in all of (does quick math) maybe 10K/year (after taxes), but I work less than half the year...
Should I be concerned that the company's paper has a front page comprised of newspaper clippings with such gems as "CMS loss at $75M as firm recovers" right alongside "CMS earnings surpass expectations"?
$95k
what makes dew? i mean the stuff on the grass in the morning.
that's a tad scary... i'd consider your quickest exit... stopping by the payroll account to get your last check on the way out...
/edit... beaten
what makes dew? all the animals come out and ........ all over the ground at nite.
do you like to work in the dark... with your computer, that is?
Yeah - I usually use it with the lights out when I'm at home - I think they'd frown on that at work.....
Going to buy LOTR now, wait until November, both, or neither?
Wait until november.
Favorite type of pizza ?
italian sausage
how often do you have pizza?
>how often do you have pizza?
Not often enough! ::hungry smiley::
Q - Are your Monday's always crap?
A: No, everyday is
Q: Did you buy The Fellowship of the Ring DVD?
Q: Did you buy The Fellowship of the Ring DVD?
Not yet, waiting for 4 disc version
Q - Is ober ever going to post a pic of his goddam g/f or what??
no... i fear the photoshop nazis :)
why doesn't hammer give me his email so I can send it to him if he's that desperate?
Because he's afraid that she'll look like you :p
How much will you give me for hammer's e-mail address?
nothing... if he wants a pic... he'll have to come offering
why won't functions that work in VB6 work in eVB? huh? TELL ME!
A: because you want it to.
Q: why did MS make 1.4 billion different programming languages
so as to not appear that they are a monopoly in that field too
should i scale my thesis back to one part instead of two?
A: MyAnswer = (MostEffecientAnswer/ObersTime)^-1;
Q: Zuh?
no, not today
I came into work today late because i was here after midnite last nite.... should I go home at the normal time and say screw the hours, or stay after a tad and try to make it up?
Stay after, pussy.
Do you really need an excuse to drink?
I don't drink alcohol (I just inhale ;) ).
Hilary Clinton next USA president (gives me a more challenging target of ridicule than Bobo Bush)?
God, no... Even though I'm a democrat, I think I'd move to Canada, or better yet Pluto, if she won...
Who _will_ be the next President of the US?
I think you should go for it, GovtCheez. Think of power, the opportunities and - the - big - red - button. In the meantime, Ralph Nader looks ok, although a bit of a right-wing radical in my view. :p
Did you know that NASA are attempting to boot up Voyager's back-up operating system - did it work?
A: :D If it's Linux, yes; If it's Windows, no :D
Q: Isn't Voyager NASA's ionic propulsion experiment?
Beats me :confused:
Would you want your first kid to be a boy or a girl?
A: Boy
Q: If your wife is pregnant would you want to know the gender of the baby before it is born?
No. I like surprises. Especially when my bro was born and my parents had pink girl clothes ready for him :D
Have you ever met a celebrity? Who?
A: Well if you consider athletes celebrites, I met Johhny Bower, and Shawn Green.
Q: Catsup or Ketchup?
catchup.
have you ever listened to a brittney spears song?
Don't be silly. Ketchup.
Edit - beat again
Yes
What should I ask next?
Britny:
You mean the slut that lipsinks to people who can't sing anyways.. Only against my will.
Cshot should ask:
Q. Where can I find a two week vacation from my life?
Hey no fair! You stole my question.
You should take a trip to Hawaii with Ken's mom.
King Kong or Godzilla?
King Kong I'll give him -ken-'s mom.
Q. Does -KEN-'s mom like apes?
Apparently yes, since she's been with ober. (in reference to shaving ober thread on FD)
Who has a link to someone who looks like an ape?
Obers' pic is on Flashdaddee, go find it.
Q. How do you get a girl off the phone after an hour?
>How do you get a girl off the phone after an hour?
Club her with a bat, then drag her to your room......
Q - Have you a g/f yet?
No.
Any non-violant ways to get someone off the phone?
Yes, just pull out the plug. Or press the button. Or play your music at top volume....
Q - Why not try and tell me how you get on :)
[edit] 100 pages long, cool :)
It's only 19 pages for me.
Any nice, non lying ways to get off the phone?
>Any nice, non lying ways to get off the phone?
Oh I see now, she's talking to you and you want to know how to say goodbye? I thought you wanted to talk to girls? Or am I getting you wrong?
Q - Longest phone call to g/f?
Don't have one.
>Oh I see now, she's talking to you and you want to know how to say goodbye? I thought you wanted to talk to girls? Or am I getting you wrong?<
It's long distance. She has no computer.
Q. How do I make a phone call well online?
>How do I make a phone call well online?
do you mean "while online"?
If so: get a mobile, another landline, a cable modem. Or get some chat software that'll do talking over your net connection.
Q - Most expensive single phone call?
Those 1-900 calls to Ken's mom.
Most expensive meal you've had?
a. About $600 (for 5 people)
q. What is the single most expensive item that you've ever bought (and paid for at that time...no financing, loans, credit cards, etc. I'm talking cash or check)?
A. 1987 Nissan 300ZX Turbo. $1900 check.Quote:
Originally posted by fletch
a. About $600 (for 5 people)
q. What is the single most expensive item that you've ever bought (and paid for at that time...no financing, loans, credit cards, etc. I'm talking cash or check)?
Q: What do you generally spend most of your extra (e.g. not bills, not loans, not nessecities) money on?
I wish i had extra monney.
Q. Did you know that you should not drink iodine?
a. Yes
q. Why not?
cause if you do, you'll turn out like me
good enough reason for ya?
I don't need a reson.
Do I?
for the time being, let's just say you do!
How come you did not ask a queston?
a) because people are getting lazy after nearly 1500 posts...
q) is ober easily shaven?
A: I think that's pretty obviously a yes!
Q: If there was a doob in the qoop, how did it get there?
because when the qoop hits the doop the d00b runs the chicken c00p and vice versa all the way to venice... ;)
q) did you "Sign up to receive the code journal newsletter from cprogramming.com and ai horizon"?
A: I did now :D
Q: Is there any way I can change my name to doob instead of d00b? (I noticed that you actually recognize the difference between OO and 00 ;))
A: I don't think so (unless you're the webmastah). ...and I like d00b better.
Q: when's this thread gonna die? [pleese, not now =]
Not yet, I just thought of another question :D
Is this the longest running thread ever on these boards?
Yes I think it is.
Why are my arms covered in bruises?
too much rough sex with -Ken's- mom
who will win the C-Survivor?
Team 2 in the hiz-ouse!
How much does Team 1 suck?
not nearly as much as Team2
how soon will Govtcheez be booted from the island? :)
Govtcheez will start a random post-deleting rampage if he gets booted. It just so happens most of the random deletions will be ober's posts... :)
We became quite competitive all of a sudden, didn't we?
no we didn't!
who are the mods again? I need to buddy up with them for some "pink-post" rampages :)
2 mods are on team 2. That's all you need to know :D
Catching or pitching?
edit: Question made no sense...
catching... my aim sucks arse... and I caught for 8 years until I got a new coach and I didn't tell him I could catch... and I got moved to the infield and then outfield.
O line, or D line?
I have never OD'd on a line.
Did Govt delete that thread started by bob the tomatoe on the C++ board?
maybe. but someone deleted it. who the hell is bod the tomatoe anyway? he seemed dumb.Quote:
Originally posted by minesweeper
I have never OD'd on a line.
Did Govt delete that thread started by bob the tomatoe on the C++ board?
Are/were you in your highschool marching band?
We don't generally have them. I was in my high school teams for football, cricket and tennis.
What is the most played sport in american high schools?
as in the sport with the most people? probably track... it's for all those people that aren't good enough for the other sports... but second to that is probably football..
what is your opinion on Hussein?
I think he is a barbaric tyrant. But I don't think that gives us the right to invade, America maybe if it can be proven he supports Al Qaeda, but not us.
What about yours on Gadaffi?
I think Gadaffi (sp?) is bat.......... insane, but at least he's trying to sound like he's going to extradite the Lockerbie bombers
How will the world end?
No idea, but if it is world war 3 I hope the first nuke lands right on my head so I don't have to suffer like so many would.
Will India and Pakistan ever become friends?
nope...
will cheez and I still be friends after this Survivor thing?
No.
Q. Why are you ruining your friendship over Ken's mom?
she's worth it... trust me :)
ever had a friend or girlfriend that had a MILF?