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1) I followed the neon signs your roommates put up saying "This way to see ober get it on!"
2) Neither - why the heck did you feel the need to swindle something that's so cheap?
edit: Damn, foiled agian... I'd buy a Bob Long Intimidator.
Ever been caught watching porno?
cheap? a GOOD network card will run you 30-40 bucks... why do that when I can talk a guy into giving me one? :)
hmm... caught surfing for it... and I've watched porno with other people in the room... many times...
ever talk a girl into watching it with you?
Yup... But not for like... serious value - it was a joke... Some of those should be put in the comedy section.
First porno you ever watched?
Ben Ober!
How much money would it take to get you to star in a porno?
>Ben Ober!
LMFAO!!!
How much? Hmm... $5.
Why do you assume it'd take a lot of money?
Because you might be humiliated if we bought your video and found out it only lasted 40 seconds.
Will stocks be up or down this week?
:: inserts fu smilie ::
>>Because you might be humiliated if we bought your video and found out it only lasted 40 seconds
LOL :D
ehh... down
when will the market fully rebound and put us back into an economic upswing?
Good question... I think they'll be pretty even, maybe a little up... They're having a good day today (They were up like 350 pts when I checked last)
edit: Damn, that's three times today! Oh well, we asked the same question...
How far will it drop before it makes steady increases?
I don't think it'll drop any lower than it has. (Dow - 7532.66) However, I think it'll be awhile before there being steady increase.
Whose the toughest mofo on this board?
who says it will, ever? ;)
What's the worst purchase you have made for a computer (software, hardware)?
toughest mofo? hmmm... Unregistered. :D
worst purchase? a 3d graphics card i bought online that didn't work.
q) how long will ober last in his next porno video?
all damn nite, of course :D
who will second the thought that ygf doesn't have "what it takes" to get into a porno?
>how long will ober last in his next porno video?
1.372 seconds (including foreplay).
[edit]dammit, ober shot off too fast again! :D
Answer: I'll second anything, why not? It's in the name of fun!
Q - Whats the max number of girls you'd like to have sex with at one time?
One. Ken's mum is too much woman for me to handle.
And I second the thought about ygf.
How long will Ken's mum last in a gangbang?
Last time I was over there, she lost feeling after a few hours, so we just went all night.
Is there any song that you hear that just makes you want to jump up and dance?
Da Rude - Sandstorm... I think that's the artist of it..
Any song that makes you want to sing... no matter who is around?
All along the watchtower, when performed either by dave matthews or hendrix (I've never heard the dylan version)
What's Hammer's new avatar supposed to be?
it's a woman's face... but I swear I looked at it the other day and saw something else...
who do you think will win the Series vs. TK bout?
A. TK
Q. Have you ever had a police officer catch you doing something sexual (foreplay / sex, etc)?
I got caught just as we were finishing up... he asked her if she was there on her own free will... and then told us to move along :)
Are pictures enough to get you going, or do you need movies to do the trick?
Pitctures don't work, neither do movies, I need a police officer to join. :D
Is it kinky to let an officer join you?
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C-mon people! We need to hit a 100 page thread!
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a) yes, if only to provide the suspense ;)
q) are you hot, hot, hot?
>Is it kinky to let an officer join you?
female officer is good!
[edit]darn it
- hot hot - yes yes... :) :D
Q - How often do you get her to pull ya chain?
A. I don't have to try. 99% of the time I'm fighting her off due to being busy or something :D.
Q. I was in the bathroom just a second ago doing some extra curricular activities and pasted a family of flies to the celing - in the formation of a smiley face like this --> :D -. What zanny shapes have you done?
>zanny shapes have you done?
why, a pair of breasts, of course!
Q - Did you have sex on your last birthday? (with someone else, I mean)
A. No, I did not. *weeps* I greased the monkey hardcore though. Gots ta celebrate :D...
Q. Do you shave "down there"? Nature's AC. :)
A: No I dont
Q: Would you shave down there for money, lets say 10,000?
A. Yes I would take the money because I already do that.
Q. How many hookers can I get with 10,000?
I think Ken's mum would cost ya more than that.
What would you do with $10,000?
BTW, I see the image on Hammer's avatar now :D
It's a chick and a guy playing a sax.
Q. > What would you do with $10,000?
A. Reach into my savings and pay for Ken's mum. :)
Q. The next time I "go for it" with the g/f who hear bets $$ that I won't last longer than 5 minutes?
P.S.
Yes, that's a screwy picture.
>avatar: It's a chick and a guy playing a sax.
yep, it's a mind bender alright!
>... I won't last longer than 5 mins
I'll take that bet.
Q - Will Shadow post pics of his naked g/f?
> I'll take that bet.
I will too unfortunately. It's been awhile. :(
A. No, Shadow will not post naked pics of his g/f. I do have some on the PC, but they are not going online!!
I'm out of this one for a bit, so lets seee.....
Q. What kind of an enviroment are you in right now?
A: yes but it will be taken down by the Mods, before anyone sees it.
damn beat:
A: Opera 6.03
Q: WTF is the deal with kens mom?
Cuz anyone on this board could've been Ken's father.
So who is it?
lemme guess: Klinner1 :D ughhh, just the thought of that...
why get a ZIP drive when you can get a CDRW?
cdrw media is more expensive than zip media isnt it?
what's the deal with aol?
cdrw media is a LOT cheaper than zip media...
deal with AOL? THEY SUCK.
When -Ken's- mom says she's worn out, is that a good thing?
Q. > what's the deal with aol?
A.
They are an Internet Service Provider who has a decently featured messenger.
IMO though, they are an Imaginary Service Provider.
EDIT - DAM BEAT
Ken's mom, I guess so..
Q. What's the fastest you've ever driven an automobile?
(forget back roads, I'm talking well traveled highways or interstates)
I just drove 100+mph on a state highway (woops).
BTW, the fastest I have driven is 105mph.
Dam normal cars anyways..
Just wait till I get that Ferrari Spyder. :D
(see below)
No. That would mean someone got more than their fair share of allotted time with her.
EDIT - got beat again
Answer - 90 mph. I've never gotten a ticket.
Why, did Ken's mum look worn out when I handed her to you?
> Answer - 90 mph. I've never gotten a ticket.
Neither have I.
Q . Why, did Ken's mum look worn out when I handed her to you?
A. I don't know, but she was bushed. What was that thing she said?...
>What's the fastest you've ever driven an automobile?
135mph :)
>What was that thing she said?
Jump me, big boy, or something like that.
Q - Ever shaved your g/f?
> 135mph :)
You suck! Just gimme time...
> Q - Ever shaved your g/f?
A. I don't need to. She does it for me.
Q. Why does it seem like Hammer has a thing for my girlfriend?
>Why does it seem like Hammer has a thing for my girlfriend?
yours, ober's, Ken's mum.... I'm not fussy! Who's counting anyway. :D
Q - Ever been bitten by something poisoness?
> yours, ober's, Ken's mum.... I'm not fussy! Who's counting anyway.
ROFL!!!!!!!!! :D
A. Yes I have. It crawled off and died.
Q. Have you ever had a girl tell you, "you're giong to have to stop, I feel woozy"?
>"you're giong to have to stop, I feel woozy"?
just the one ;)
Q - Is this thread going to continue even longer?
I can not answer that.
Q. Can we take the private game from fd and add it on to here?
A: No
Q: Are you happy the board is back up and runninng?
I'll just reply as series would:
Emotions are worthless.
Q. If you we ask your teacher this question to a teacher what whould they do?
Well, I can't understand what you're trying to say, so I'm going to bet that the answer is the square root of 5 :D.
next: When did you stop trick or treating?
a) when i was 14
q) if an elephant could kick ass, how much ass would it kick?
This much <--------------------------------->
Q. Would you be brave enough to kick an elephants ass?
a) if i was on a motorcycle while i did it
q)is austin powers the funniest man alive?
No, Austin Powers isn't a real person, therefore is not really 'alive'...
Do you ever apologise to inanimate objects after hitting them?
A: Mostly my monitor
Q: Is my car's gas tank full?
As long as you don't quote me on it, then... yes, yes it is....
Why will no one employ me?
A: Because I told them not to
Q: Why is Series such a loser?
Q: Why is Series such a loser?
a. 'cos you're number 1
q. what's your IP address? ( <-- ha, take that )
that thingy that people use somehow to identify me...
did you know that the post before this was the 1337 post? :)
no, did you?
A: No I didnt
Q: Do you wear glasses?
a) nope
q)will flashdaddee's private game outnumber this one?
A: I dont think so, This one is still quite popular.
Q: When you first saw this post, did you think it had the potential to do what it did?
nope, i thought it was something completely different.
anyone know what KTDS stands for? i don't
Killer Technical Deviant Schumks? No really, so what does that really stand for?
A. no body knows (or cares)
Q. What key am I going to press nex............?
'........' somemore... because it feels good.
What's the purpose of snot?
A: The off button on your computer, hopfully :D
Q: Is it cool to work at Woolworths? (Supermarket)
Beaten AGAIN!
>> What's the purpose of snot?
A: Its a handy, bite-size treat. It is also an effective throwing device. Then again, it could be used to prevent the entry of bacteria into the body through the nose...nah, thats just too silly to belive...:p
Q: Did you like the movie 'Half-Baked'?
a) i loved it...
hillbillie reminds me of the type of weed smoker who is always around when another person tokes up to bum some joints
q) have you ever used mplayer?
mplayer ruled!
Man i spent hours on there...It's the best voice chat I've ever used!
a) no... i meant the linux movie player mplayer.
q) what is the mplayer you're talking about?
A. I wasn't talking about one.
Q. Who here expierence very very bad problems with the new server?
A. nobody i think....well, i have not
Q.Talking of snot, do you eat it?
A: Yes, sometimes :D
Q: Do you like to burn things?
No, and look, your question killed the thread, you're scaring people, and you damned ugly too:D
Are cows secretly plotting to take over the world, or is that just in my imagination?
Its actually penguins, according to civix
Q: Why am I so ugly?
>Why am I so ugly?
I don't know... post a real life pic, and let everyone decide on your beauty or lack of.
Q - Did you get drunk last night?
Nope, I can remember exactly what I did, I'll make amends tonight.....
What did I do last weekend (while drunkenly merry) that stopped quite a few people talking to me?
A. You had fast forward sexual intercourse with them. They couldn't talk to you anymore, except for mumblings, moans, and gasps for air.
Q. Did it feel good?