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answer for Hammer's Q: YES, yes i did :)
blue sky answer... there's some big long explanation, but honestly, I don't give a rat's ass right now.
how many pictures of my girlfriend should I put up in my office? Current count = 4 :)
Depends how pretty she is. If she looks like Britney, plaster your desk with piccies. If she looks like the back end of a bus, put a tiny photo underneath your keyboard.
Is it hot where you work? My office is boiling!!
nope... cold here... I almost need a sweater sometimes
do you have a coffee warmer in your office?
No but we have a free drinks vending machine so there is no need.
How many cups of caffeinated fluid do you drink per day?
I usually have a couple bottles of pop a day, and something at lunch...
edit: forgot a question
Ever taken dance lessons?
hell no... do i look like some kinda fairy? :)
ever play an instrument..... and be good at it?
> do i look like some kinda fairy?
> ever play an instrument..... and be good at it?
No fair - ober asked 2 questions! :p (I'm doing the dance lesson thing as a favor to a friend)
Yeah - I used to be a good trumpet player, but I quit...
Does ober look like some kinda fairy?
Ever taken dance lessons?
a: Yeah, Salsa.
ever play an instrument..... and be good at it?
a: Yeah Piano, gave it up a while back though, lack of time.
Ever dropped anything on your toe in the shower?
nope... i always use soap-on-a-rope.... JUST IN CASE :)
and no, ober is not a fairy...
should i actually start work, or go over to FD and read all the posts there? :)
>should i actually start work, or go over to FD and read all the posts there?
neither,instead scan a pic of your g/f and post it here for us to judge... :) And congrats on the weekend activities, btw.
Q - Is your office full of useless management?
No.
Is your desk a mess?
BTW I have a piccy of my g/f but it's like 700 Kb so I can't upload it.
>Is your desk a mess?
Yes, is there any other type of desk then? :D
>....like 700 Kb so I can't upload it.
Then make it a smaller jpg!
Q - Do you hate voice mail?
A: Absolutely - I almost never leave voice mails on either a computer voice mail system or an answering machine...
What's your phone number?
>What's your phone number?
It's a number people dial when they want to talk to me. (boom boom!) :D
Q - Are you allowed to make international calls from your work phone?
Yeah I do.
But surely if I reduce it from 700Kb to 100 or whatever is the max for this site, there would be nothing left!!
Do you read a daily newspaper?
depends on how bored i am
>>neither,instead scan a pic of your g/f and post it here for us to judge... And congrats on the weekend activities, btw.
Thank you :) And she'd kill me. I had a few pics of her on my website at one point and she nearly castrated me.... hmm.. maybe i've you're lucky I'll post one tonite. she looks damn good in these new ones.
does anyone want to finish my thesis for me?
Only if you finish my dissertation.
How quickly do you type? (So how many words will you do in a day if writing a report)
hmm... about 70-80 words a minute... soo... figure an 8 hour day... that's 38,400 words... or a hell of a long paper. :)
what is the oddest thing sitting close to you right now? (mine is a ball made out of rubber bands... the intern on the opposite rotation of me got bored ;))
Oddest thing(s):
- Half a bottle of drinking water, thats about 2 months old
- Nobo board cleaner spray. No nobo board though, hence it's odd.
- Some seriously sick postcards from peoples holidays.
- plenty of v old computer equipment that should be in the bin, but isn't, because we like clutter.
Q - What size TV do you have?
My roommates and I all threw in for a 37" at school.. At home I usually my a 13" TV/VCR combo I won in high school...
Electric Ladyland or Are you Experienced?
I don't have one... my parents have a 25", and I use my 19" monitor to watch movies :)
umm... got me?
edit/dammit, beat again
What is the most expensive piece of stereo equipment you own?
Speakers - £400 (~$620)
Q - How many DVD's do you own?
~30-40
If my roommates and I all put them together, we'd have around 400... We're thinking of renting them out once we get back to school...
When will the VHS format go the way of the dodo?
none ... I can't bring myself to buy them... I just rent em.
/edit... damn you cheez and your quickness! hey... make up a list... my roommates and I would consider some rentage ;)
VHS... you mean it's not gone already? :)
Do you like a lot of hats? I'm a baseball hat fan... I probably have 25 or 30 of em :D
>Do you like a lot of hats?
Dont have that many, maybe 2-3. We don't have baseball here :(
Q - Do you own any *adult* movies?
own is such a relative term... have on my computer... full length... possibly... have i ever bought one from a store? no.
have you, or have you been involved with the use of a sexual aid?
nope, never.
evr been with a hooker?
Do I look like dean?
Why don't I have dean's monney?
cuz you didn't ask him for it yet.
How is it possible that I've been at work for 4 and a half hours and I have yet to do much of any actual work? :)
'cos you're damn lazy :) And the net is too adictive.
Q - It's gone 5pm, time to go home, do you think I should log on again as soon as I get home?
nah... grab a flower on the way home... give it to your wife, and take her to the kitchen or some place other than the bedroom and do naughty things :)
who made up the timezones?
Flowers??! Look, I'm married already, don't need none of that flowery stuff! :D But, getting my evil way, that I might try.... :)
I don't know who made up timezones, but they're a pain in the butt. I hate travelling to the US and feeling crap for two days until the old body clock adjusts.
Q - What have you got for dinner tonight?
I don't know - my ex-gf's taking me out for a belated birthday dinner... I told her she had to pick where.
Seriously, what does ober look like, a big fairy?
not sure about dinner tonite, but meatloaf is on the menu for lunch :)
ok, so the flowers were a stretch ;), but I'm just tryin to get her to jump you quicker.
do you like to eat alone at work, or would you rather chat with others while you eat?
>ober, fairy?
Dunno, haven't seen a pic (I dont' think). Maybe when he posts one of his g/f, he'll be in there too. Then we can judge.
>my ex-gf's taking me out for a belated birthday dinner
Q - Is cheez going to get some special dessert tonight?
[edit] crap, these posts are getting all messed up.
Eat at work: at my desk, browsing cprog :)
Pork chops.
Favorite toppings on a pizza.
> haven't seen a pic (I dont' think).
There's pics of most of the flashdaddee members in the "online buddies" thread in the OT board over there.
> Favorite toppings on a pizza.
sausage, pep, chicken, and extra cheese
> Q - Is cheez going to get some special dessert tonight?
Dunno - cheez doesn't even know if he wants the special dessert tonight.
Are you a voodoo chile?
no... and how dare you accuse me of such a thing :)
do you take your computer instructions from the voices in your head or dr. seuss?
Dr Seuss is inside my head.
Q. How do I get rid of that stupid Kyle Mon. song from my head?
>How do I get rid of that stupid Kyle Mon. song from my head?
Change it to -Kens- mom is a ....
Q - Fav Southpark episode (asuming you like it).
the anal probe episode... :D
fav simpsons episode?
The lord of the Flies one
"What do they taste like, Ralph?"
"They taste like... burning!"
Favorite author?
Frank Peretti
Fav movie director?
Kubrick? Ridley Scott? Tarantino? Guy Ritchie?
One of those, I think.
Favorite actor?
A: Jet Li
Q: Favourite Actress?
Jodie Foster
Best fighter in the world?
The F22
In their primes, who would have won - Michael Jordan or Wilt Chamberlain?
Jordan, skills beat physical advantages.
what should I do tonite?
a) go to a highway, cross it 50 times, then thank your lucky stars you didn't get hit
q) what kind of apache configuration is needed to run cgi scripts?
q) what kind of apache configuration is needed to run cgi scripts?
That's too personal.:D
anyway, I don't know.
q. Do you like the sea?
sure why not
Does The Dog look mean with that avatar?
no... just a pussy tryin to look tough... it's just a cover ;)
do you think I'm drunk most of the time because my avatar drinks a lot?
>do you think I'm drunk most of the time because my avatar drinks a lot?
No, you never leave your keyboard, so how can you get drunk?! :)
(have you done any work yet, ober?)
Q - Sunset or sunrise?
yes, I did manage to get some work done today... not much, mind you, but i did :) (and I'm logging overtime as I type, so it's time to get the hell out of here.)
sunset (I can never get out of bed soon enough to see the damn thing comin up)
will I be back on here tonite when I'm home?
>will I be back on here tonite when I'm home?
I expect so. Unless you're sexing someone up, that is.
Q - How many hours a day do you spend on a computer?
too many.
How many hours a day do you think is unhealthy?
>How many hours a day do you think is unhealthy?
25. I only do about 23, so I think I'm OK ;)
Seriously though, I do 9 at work, then about 4 in the evening.
Q - Do you listen to the radio, or do you think all the stations are crap?
I lissen to the less crapy stations on the raido
Why must life be so ****y?
>Why must life be so ****y?
Oh, crap, it's Mr Happy Head again! :D (j/k)
A - Life isn't, life is just life. If you don't like yours, change it.
Q - What is SS moaning about now? :)
My car just broke.
Q. Why me, [insert reliougs belives here] why?
>Why you?
Well, better you than me :)
As for your car, can't you fix it? Or pay for it to be done?
If not, you'll have to go back to bicycle, I'm afraid.
Q - Briefly describe the most serious road accident you've been in.
Q - Briefly describe the most serious road accident you've been in.
A - ok... Yaarrrghhh.....oooh darkness ...... look a hospital!.... brief enough?
(Moral: when crashing into a car, make sure you're not on a speeding bike)
Q - the song that best describes the conditon of your underwear?
a) torn, by creed :D ;)
q) what is the air pressure inside a prostitute's mouth when she... does her thing?
a. Less than 29.9 in of Hg
q. What's the pressure inside your head?
Gotta be also less than 29.9 in of Hg also.
Oh! Which head was he talking about? :eek:
which one do you think ;)
what is your opinion of hookers... (and SS, you're not allowed to answer this one)
>what is your opinion of hookers...
I think they're great. :)
Q - Would you let me sleep with your g/f if I offered you a large wedge of cash?
Depends on how large the wedge is. If it's large enough, I'll let you have her and use the dough to get a better one.
Do you watch American Idol?
no.
do you admit to ever writing a program in basic?
>Do you watch American Idol?
No, Pop Idol was our equiv, and I didn't watch that cr@p either!
[edit] Dammit, beaten.
A - I admit nothing. Well, alright, a little Basic once upon a time, I suppose.
Q - Is your g/f worth a lot of money, assuming I'm offering? How much for a weekender?
A: considering my gf is /dev/null, i'll take any offers :DQuote:
Originally posted by Hammer
>Do you watch American Idol?
No, Pop Idol was our equiv, and I didn't watch that cr@p either!
[edit] Dammit, beaten.
A - I admit nothing. Well, alright, a little Basic once upon a time, I suppose.
Q - Is your g/f worth a lot of money, assuming I'm offering? How much for a weekender?
Q: have you ever seen goatse? tubgirl?
Yes :(
How did you find out about goatse, tubgirl?
www.somethingawful.comQuote:
Originally posted by Cshot
Yes :(
How did you find out about goatse, tubgirl?
the forums there are a trash pit. they cost $20 to register these days (didnt a long while back when i found out about goatse, tubgirl). come to think of it the whole site is a trash pit.
would you run the code in my sig?
hells no
would you?
A: yes if someone gave me $5. all it would do is abort out of memory, crash windows because of out of memory, restart and all is good again.
Q: you ever play any sports? on what level?
hmm.... no :) she's worth a lot more than cash. no joke. (we're talkin lots of computer hardware here... LOL..) no, but seriously, I wouldn't give her up for any amount of cash... not even for the few seconds it would take some of you ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Q - Would you let me sleep with your g/f if I offered you a large wedge of cash?
sports... yeah... baseball on the high school level... softball on the college level.
ever think you could be major league level?
>ever think you could be major league level?
The closest I come to major league is watching it on tele. :rolleyes:
Q - Can you extinguish a match by squeezing the lit end tightly between your fingers? Does it hurt? Can you ignore the pain?
a: Yes. I can extinguish the flame. it does hurt, but not the flame but the end of the match which is very hot. that pain cannot be ignored (atleast not by me)
q: did bill gates really go into nintendo? I knew he left microsoft, but did not know he is in nintendo...
>> q: did bill gates really go into nintendo? I knew he left microsoft, but did not know he is in nintendo...
a. Huh? What are you talking about? The only way Bill Gates would go to Nintendo was if he could copyright a Nintendo game that he didn't write and then sell it for a fortune.
q. Is this thread finally dying after almost a month and over 1200 posts? It always seems a little lower on the board each day...