A: Its not :D
Q: Do you have a job?
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A: Its not :D
Q: Do you have a job?
Q: Do you have a job?
a. No, still studying and I can't even get a part-time job.
q. Chocolate fudge or just plain fudge?
Chocolate
Q - Do you give money to beggars in the street?
Q - Do you give money to beggars in the street?
a. I'll always give if I have, but if they're rude, then f'em.
q. Own car or public transport?
yes
is there anything wrong with that?
EDIT :: DAMN
no car, public transport
Q: /|\
>is there anything wrong with that?
No, you do whatever you like.
Q - Have you ever begged in the street yourself?
Q - Have you ever begged in the street yourself?
(Damn I was gonna ask that)
Nope, fortunately I didn't (and still don't) have to.
q. If you had to beg in the streets, would you?
A: I guess, and sleep with females, you make more. hehe
Q: Would you want to live on the streets?
that's not the first choice that would come to my mind, but yeas i guess.
how did questions about food got turned into this?
how did questions about food got turned into this?
a. beats me
q. do you wanna talk about food?
A/Q: Don't know... was that a PRIVATE question?
edit: beat again... I'm hungry though.
what should I have: "normal" food or fast food?
Depends on what you want.
Q. Why are some people so depresive?
a. Jack in the Box...Chili ultimate cheeseburger....mmmm...I miss Jack in the Box, there aren't any around here.
q. Favorite fast food?
edit: beat!
>> Q. Why are some people so depresive?
a. No Jack in the Box.
A: Jack in the Box ;)
hunger or thirst: which is easier?
q. Favorite fast food?
it's called a Dagwood : toasted steak sandwich with egg, fries and sauce.
q. Favourite meat?
>> hunger or thirst: which is easier?
a. Thirst. It'll take at least a minute or two for the microwave burritos to heat up.
>> q. Favourite meat?
a. Roast beef.
q. What restaurant has the best fries?
q. What restaurant has the best fries?
a. where i live, MacDonalds
q. favourite fruit?
you live there to, so do I.
A. I don't know
Q. Should i order fires tomorow at work?
Q. Should i order fires tomorow at work?
fires, no, but fries, maybe
q. Big Mac or anything else?
Anything but a big and tasty.
What should i order for lunch tomorow at Mcdonalds?
a chicken burger
i myself like BK more then McDonalds. Thay have better stuff. agree?
agree?
NO. Mwa ha ha....
q. How much do you weigh?
ss.getWeight(weight)
Would you like fries with that?
a) hell, yes. but only once in a while
q) why is it impossible for x^n + y^n = z^n where n is 3 or greather, and x, y, and z are all integers?
q) why is it impossible for x^n + y^n = z^n where n is 3 or greather, and x, y, and z are all integers?
because it just is.
btw 1^2 + 1^2 != (integer)^2
q. Chit or Chat?
a) chat. although chit has its moments...
q) what is the weirdest british word you've ever heard (other than ex-tror-din-ry)
A: Gabberflasted :)
Q: What does lactomangulation mean?
a)i checked dictionary.com but it doesn't show...
q) what does it mean?
Q: What does lactomangulation mean?
a. LACTOMANGULATION - n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
q. who, what, when, where, why and how?
A: When you screw up both sides of a half gallon of milk in the cardboard jug.
The half gallon of milk was a victim of lactomangulation!
Q: What is a coinkidinkydongdong?
a. me, beer, now, here, 'cause, gulp
q. Why does Klinner1...
edit:: beat!!!
>> Q: What is a coinkidinkydongdong?
a. The coincidence of two user posting to the same thread simultaneously.
>>q. Why does Klinner1...
don't go there :D
eh?
A: Me with a candlestick tomorrow in the dormatory to kill Mr. Mustard by bashing him over the headQuote:
Originally posted by The Dog
q. who, what, when, where, why and how?
Q: What's a cawf?
a) a mini-coffee
q) have you ever been manhandled by your bosom chum?
a. Are we talking Tom Hanks (a la 'Bosom Buddies') kinda chummy? If so, the answer is no.
q. Where's the beef?
q. Where's the beef?
a. In the fridge, next to the milk.:D
q. Why can't something be woman-handled?
Not sure, but I'd be willing to give it a try :)
Why are you a Dog and not a Cat, Mouse, Elephant, Tiger, Mosquito, etc, etc?
>> Why are you a Dog and not a Cat, Mouse, Elephant, Tiger, Mosquito, etc, etc?
a. Read your own sig to figure it out.http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif
q. Do you like milk?
a) yes. yes i do.
q) what is the longest time you've ever not gone to the bathroom before?
what is the longest time you've ever not gone to the bathroom before?
a. probably 2-3 days ( i assume you're talking 'bout)
q. what is the longest time you've ever not gone to the toilet before?
maybe a day and a half
q) what were your sat scores?
A: never took it
Q: who wrote the famous words "And a monkey shall never sit on the hands of freedom again!"?
Not sure but it may of been me - I write so many great things I lose track :)
Why is Wally called Waldo in those "Where's Wally" books (in th US only as far as I can tell)?
Why is Wally called Waldo in those "Where's Wally" books (in th US only as far as I can tell)?
a. they neede a better word than dildo.:D
q. Do you read MAD magazine?
A: no
Q: have you ever seen 'crippled masters'?
nope
Where is the best place to get an animated avatar? -Too lazy to create my own:p
A: Someone from this board suggested this site for an animated avatar
http://www.yabb.info/avatars/
Q: Why did you choose the avatar you have?
that's a good question...
i just created mine with no vision in mine and posted it. (i took it down a while ago, though, so you may not know what i was talking about)
seen as the last post ommited a question....hard these rules huh?
England is the avatar! no need to explain.....
Q. What does 2*20*200*2000*20000*200000*2000000=?
no calculators please...
A . 1400000000000000000000?
Q . Is that correct?
a. No - (2^7) x (10^20)
q. Why?
//edit -oops miscounted the zeros. Should be (2^7)*(10^21)
I counted the 0's too but only multiplied the 2's, should be raised by the power of 2 instead.
Correct now?
a. yep
q. Should Anna Nicole Smith get all of the money or not?
Only if she shares it with me?
Would you have been happy if you was her old husband during his final years?? He must've known what she was after...
a. Yep, sure would :D
q. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, how much would you charge for 'services rendered'?
Well, she killed him and got fat on his money, I mean - how much more *could* she charge?
Which show will tank faster - Anna Nicole's or Liza Minelli's?
A: Liza Minelli's, Anna's got a freak following.
Q: Does college suck as much as i hear it does?
No way, dude - college da bomb yo. So much so that when I get out, I'm going back...
What's the best book investment you ever... invested in.
a) good question. i've heard it's a good time. you're alone for the first time in your life, learning what you want to, working part time, and getting drunk on a regular basis.
q) will this thread eventually crash the server?
a:
Sams Treach Yourself C in 24 hours by Tony Zhang,
or
Computer Graphics Using OpenGL by F.S. Hill jr.
though most of the books i have are invaluable.
q) will this thread eventually crash the server?
A: yes
Q: where the hell did i my Govtcheez action figure?
I don't want to know were you did your govtcheez action figure.
Q. Who is better sonic or mario?
A: mario
Q: who's more evil Sephiroth or Shi Wan Khan(movie reference not actually figure)?
Sephiroth :)
define EVIL. No dictionary please
a. bad
q. sagacious?
fair judgement?
jemmy?
A . jemmy - to open something with an inapporpriate tool?
Q . 1, 2, 3 or 4
A - 3
Q - Am I the first person to answer their own question?
A - Probably.
Q - What colour socks are you wearing? If you're not wearing any, pick another clothing item and describe. If you're not wearing anything at all, and you're female... email a photo to ..... :D
A - male, wearing nothing but brown boxers :oQuote:
Originally posted by Hammer
A - Probably.
Q - What colour socks are you wearing? If you're not wearing any, pick another clothing item and describe. If you're not wearing anything at all, and you're female... email a photo to ..... :D
Q - Do you drive? If so what kind of car do you own?
A - Yes, Ford Escort, a piece of junk, but it gets me there.
Q - What's the fastest you've ever driven on car or bike?
A: Bike: 47km/h i think...
Q: Bling Plockż
>Bling Plockż
wtf is that? :D
Q - You're stuck in a dead end alley, a car is racing towards you and will most likely splat you into the wall, death is immanent. Describe what you do next.
get in the most compromising position so that it ends quick...
is it sad that I've been gone the entire weekend... and I end up reading the 100+ posts on this thread that i missed?
No, because I checked it several times this weekend... just so I wouldn't have to deal with reading all the replies :)
Ever been locked out of work before? What'd you do?
actually now that you mention it i was locked out of work once. i just went home. it's their problem, not mine :p
over the top or under the bottom (tp)?
over the top.
ever come back from the weekend and find that someone has been in your office and used your computer?
Yes, but not for ages..... I take revenge on things like that ::devil-smiley::
Q - How much crud is there in your in-tray?
hmm... I don't have an "in-tray" per se... I do have about 70 magazines that I was given to read... and some random reminders laying around about stuff I have to do.
On an average day, are you running at full productivity? :)
A: Ha.
Do you own a cell-phone?
a - productivity, you mean do I have a full work load: yes. Do I do a full days work: no. ;)
[edit]a2 - Cellphone : yes.
Q - Did you have sex over the weekend?