how many times have you "been around the block" with -Ken-'s mom?
Just the once.... ! Trouble is, that "once" is still going!!
Q - Fav nationality for a partner (b/f or g/f).
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how many times have you "been around the block" with -Ken-'s mom?
Just the once.... ! Trouble is, that "once" is still going!!
Q - Fav nationality for a partner (b/f or g/f).
Well, Ken's got 2 brothers, so at least 3 times.
I just fell asleep with my eyes open. Ever do that?
Damn, beaten to it - I don't really mind - I suppose American would be tops.
Same question as above.
Haven't been around the block with her yet. I've only gone downtown with her a few times :eek:
EDIT - damn got double beat
No I haven't.
What's Ken's mom doing right now?
> What's Ken's mom doing right now?
A banana :eek:
Answer my question!
I did!
Quote:
No I haven't.
well... let's see... all questions answered... no new question... it can't end like this... so i'll ask...
what is coming in your ears this second..?
ears - not a lot, but I know what's coming in Ken's mums. :eek:
Q - Ever been arrested by a female police officer?
nope! all 6 of em have been male so far :) (unless you count that one time -Ken-'s mom dressed up in that uniform..... ;))
what do you like to be commented on most?
Not knowing kens mom.
What should I do?
Ken's mom.
How long will this string of Ken's mom joke continue?
how about I don't and say I didn't
Q. Geek or nerd?
A: Geek
Q: Twin or Triplet?
Triplet. Don't really understand your question, so I'm just answering "how many sistsers would you like to go to bed with". OK?
Q - When did you last fall out with a friend and why?
A. Last saturday...fell out of a taxi, cos we were ........ed.
Q. Can anybody lend me a tenner?
Sure, give your addy, and I'll print and send you one :)
Q - Whats the largest sum of money you've borrowed from a friend/relation in one go. (ie. not a bank loan)
None... I'm owed £900 though.
Q: What did you use the loan for?
- What did you use the loan for?
Last lot of money I borrowed went towards and extension on my house :)
Q - If you were to be reborn, who or what would you come back as (given free choice of course!).
Hugh Hefner :cool:
If you gave me a nickel for every post in this thread, how much money would I have?
a) 899 * 5 == 900 * 5 - 5 == 4500 - 5 == 4495
about 45 dollars worth of nickels
q) how much sex is too much?
10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10 ^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^1 0^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^ 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10 ^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^1 0^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^ 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10 ^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^1 0^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^ 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10 ^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^1 0^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^ 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10
anything over that WOULD be a little TOO much!:D
how big is infinity?
Big enough. :)
Q: Is this a question?
a) indescribably big.
q) i'm gonna break, i'm gonna break my, i'm gonna break my rusty ____ and run
(fill in the blank)
leg?
Q: What's the next question going to be?
A and Q. How do I make goth girl not have such a negitive view on life?
a. If goth girl wasn't negative, then she wouldn't be goth girl.
a. I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
q. What are all of the states which have a town/city named 'Springfield' in them?
glad to hear i'm not the only soundgarden fan :)
a) i live within 8 miles of springfield, mass, and i know of springfield, illinois as a state capitol, but can't remember the others. dang.
q)what is the closest country to us that's not physically touching our border? (hint: it's not cuba)
russia
Q. Damm, dammm dammmm or dammmmmmmmmmmm?
yes, of course :)
last time you had to pull an all-nighter?
a: last time would be jan 3rd of 2002. i was staying in michigan (visiting a friend of mine who moved out there) and i had a very early flight so i decided to just stay up the whole night.
q: have you heard of the starting line 'cause that's my favorite band now
a: no
q: Are you a geisha?
a: no
b: where's my cordless phone got to??
A - Maybe your sitting on it?
Q - Should I do any work today?
a: no, work == NOT_FUN;
q: do you like everybody loves raymond?
q: do you like everybody loves raymond?
yeah!
q: will you be sad if this thread was wiped?
>will you be sad if this thread was wiped?
no, but it would be a shame.
Q - When did you last cry and why?
Q - When did you last cry and why?
a few months ago. my brother and i had a massive argument with my father.
nuff sadness.
q. would you buy the girl of dreams a $10 000 ring if you had the money?
>would you buy the girl of dreams a $10 000 ring if you had the money?
No, the girl of my dreams wants for nothing like that ;)
Q - Describe the most expensive item you have bought for you g/f or b/f.
Q - Describe the most expensive item you have bought for you g/f or b/f.
a whole bag of nothing:D
ok seriously, it was perhaps this 18ct gold necklace i bought for someone who i thought was into me.
q. do you like having relationships?
>do you like having relationships?
sure, but I'm only allowed the one nowadays ;)
Q - What's the shortest relationship you've ever had?
about 3 weeks
Q: Is your room full of burnt CD-R's and CD-RW's like mine?
Don't be a fool.. it's full of hardcore porn... and dancing girls :D
Q: Best movie you've ever seen?
ever?? that's a toughie... definately NOT Titanic... maybe LOTR
are you photogenic?
Yes, I convert sunlight into food and exhale oxygen.
If you were a fruit, what type of fruit would you be?
an peach... nice and plump, yet bright and quite fuzzy
if you were part of a deluxe cheesburger, which part would you be and why?
The cheese: you would be the host of the burger :D
Q: Have you ever managed to set a computer on fire without the use of external aids? Eg. Petrol
No - but the rate my progs get stuck in infinite loops, it's a wonder my cpu hasn't blown yet :D
Q - What flavour condom does your g/f prefer?
not sure what you mean by flavour... but thin/non-agent
when was the last time you saw a pair of breasts?
This morning, when I woke up :)
Q - When was the last time you kissed breast? (have we been here before??!!)
and i hate you :)
hmm... last time would be nearly 2 weeks ago... but ask me again tonite :D
as a married man... how often do you get it?
>as a married man... how often do you get it?
Less than I used to, but enough ;)
Q - If you feeling desperate, and there's no sign of you getting it, do you do it yourself?
::wipes off hands:: What was the question?
Where's a good place for a single, strapping young male like myself to meet women?
a strip club, of course... those girls are so friendly... and I've found that they're more friendly if you give them money.
max number of strip clubs you've been to in one nite?
>max number of strip clubs you've been to in one nite?
Just the one :(
Q - On a scale 1 to 10 (1 being "not very", 10 being "extremely") rate the following on how important they are to you when looking for a partner
a) arse
b) tits
c) legs
d) Personality
e) nationality
f) voice
g) ability to cook
h) size of wage slip
i) possession of a vehicle
(that'll do for now...)
Sheesh...
a)5
b)6
c)4
d)11
e)2
f)5
g)6
h)1
i)1
So, where do you think my standards are?
you are SO shallow! :eek: :)
What's wrong with being a T and A man? :D
Nothing at all (AT ALL)... the personality's more important to me, though... (he said, pandering to the females in the audience)...
What's the first CD you ever bought?
Creed, My Own Prison, I think....
What's the CD you're most ashamed of?
The fact that you have Creed, My Own Prison.
How long does it take poison ivy to go away?
what's wrong with Creed? And that was a good CD!
ehh... probably at least a week, maybe 2.
If you could change a facial feature, what would it be?
>If you could change a facial feature, what would it be?
Yours :p
Q - Cher or Joan Collins?
A: A bullet to my head. Blech.
Ever play D&D?
a) never
q) when was the last time you danced outside, naked with a pogo stick?
Never had. But if that's a metaphor for playin with Ken's mom, then yesterday night while Ken was asleep.
Favorite NES game.
Mario 3 was the bomb diggity...
Favorite gaming system (not PC)
Xbox. Well getting there...once all the great games come out.
Favorite video game chick.
Laura Bow, from a couple early-mid 90s Sierra games... she was cool
Favorite non-human game character? (mine's murray, from monkey island)
Pacman (started playin it when I was 2)
Worst and best video game endings.
>> Worst and best video game endings.
Worst --> Hitman Codename 47 (Can't think of any others)
Best --> Any Street Fighter
q. Best psx emulator?
the PS2 :D
Who do you think has asked the most questions on this thread so far??
a)probably gov'nor cheez
q) your favorite star trek series?
Return of the Jedi. j/k :D
The Next Generation
Do you want more smileys?
a: definitely not
q: Is quzah actually alive, or just a very smart computer program developed at Bell Labs? :)
a: A very impressive example of Artificial Intelligence.
q: Do you think Bill Gates is responsible for any success that Microsoft had?
Yes.
Which member is most likely gay? (not me)
A: Sentaku senshi
Q: Do you think there will be a WW3?
a: Ken or muttsky or ober
q: or is it you Cshot?
edit:// sorry simultaneous post...
a: i dont think there will be a WW3, but it is possible...
q: Do you think that Mars will be colonized anytime soon, if ever...?
Mars - populated: yes; soon: no.
Q - If you could have a one-to-one with anyone in history, who would it be? (and I don't mean a sexual 1-1, just a normal conversation ;) )
a: I dunno. Call me crazy, but I wanna talk to Napolean !!!
q: Favourite Cartoon (not anime).
Simpons or Futurama
Q - So, if you visited your fav historic person, what would your first question to them be?