I saw this funny bumper sticker today, and I thought I would share it with you, I found it quite amusing..
Dont follow me, Im lost too.
Has anyone seen any other funny ones lately?
I saw this funny bumper sticker today, and I thought I would share it with you, I found it quite amusing..
Dont follow me, Im lost too.
Has anyone seen any other funny ones lately?
-MethodMan-
Your Move:Life is a game, Play it; Life is a challenge, Meet it; Life is an opportunity, capture it.
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"don't ........ me off, i'm running outta places to hide the bodies"
if you aren't a guitar-knowledgable individual, i betcha it's funny when you see a sticker that says 'fender' eh? or, in the case of skateboarding, one that might say 'fury truck co.' right?
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
"Honk if your horn is broken"
"Honk if your IQ is INT_MAX + 1"
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
"Eschew obfuscation."
"The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."
"Si hoc adfixum in obice leger potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Heisenburg may have been here"
"The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're done."
-Prelude
My best code is written with the delete key.
>"The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."
haha, werd!
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Gretzky . . .He Shoots..He Scores!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Lord save me from your followers.
"There's always another way"
-lightatdawn (lightatdawn.cprogramming.com)
"Honk if your IQ is INT_MAX + 1"
Hahaha, it took me a minute to get that one... very clever.
How about:
"So many pedestrians, so little time."
Here's a huge list: http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_bumper_stickers.html
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Few women admit their age, Few men act it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
and...
My karma ran over your dogma.
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
>>"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"
Oh man I need that one....Chicago drivers....Ahhh!!...it's like Nascar out there. I do about 85 in a 55 and they pass me like I am standing still.
"2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push !"
"Old lie — The check is in the mail.
New lie — I didn't check the e-mail."
"How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None, he just defines Darkness™ as the new industry standard..."
"ASCII and ye shall receive."
"Marriage is the sole cause of divorce."
"My wife helped intensify my religion. Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
"I have P.M.S. and a gun; Any questions !?!"
"MAKE LOVE NOT WAR (see driver for details)"
Hopefully nobody already wrote this:
"Don't steal, the government hates competition"
"GST = Government Sponsored Theft"
Religions are just cults with more members
Don't pray in our school, I won't think in your church
Jesus loves me but can't stand you
Support the Theory of Evolution. 400 Billion Amphibians Can't be Wrong!
Doing My Part To ........ Off The Religious Right
If You Are Against Abortion Get A Vasectomy
Against abortion? Don't have one.
God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
Electile Disfunction (picture of florida)
On my car:
"Jesus Was My Co-Pilot - But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him."
DrakkenKorin
Get off my Intarweb!!!!
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest sonof..........*** in the valley.
Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
hth
-nv
She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
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