Thread: UFO - Here's your proof

Ask martian eh!, so u saying he probed me!!! oh that BASTARD!!!!!!!!! *yelling really loud* I'm gonna kick his sorry martian ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've seen the martian alien too. the image commander provided was not a very good one, as you cannot really see the antennae. it must be a really old camera, or a low-resolution digital camera.
It is not easy to take a piCture of the martian alien as he can prevent himself from being photgraphed - he has the ability to render any lens useless (he makes it opaque).
anyway, good attempt. and i would not recommend kicking his ass, as he has the ability to erase memmories...

**i dont know if i ever kicked his ass (maybe i did - i dont remember)**

Yah.... well... A grasshopper stole my jelly bean... and then traded it to my web twin for his soul.....

Sorry, that's not us. That's capillary tonic. We have to apply it everyday to better resemble your race... there was this recruit that drank it thinking it would help grow hair on his chest... our first loss on this mission on earth

How did u know that executor?

......... so let me get this straight. This guy called Martin Allen (or something) gave you a doob, and then gave you an anal probe - and you still believe he's from another planet. Boy, have I got some bad news for ya'

I don't know what he did.....

believe me, it's from another planet. Earthlings coouldn't possibily reach it's level of stupidity. It has to be an alien..besides, look at the picture...

i WILL back commander up. the stupidity of the Martian alien is nothing to be joked about.
we have to do something before it can spread it's influence on the planet. the worst part is that it thinks it is making humans smarter!!!!

so be warned...

*walking cautiously*
*steps on chewing gum on the floor*
oh man...!!!

This kinda reminds me the latest thread about being able to post or not as unregistered...

crazy humans