>What erks me the most is that you 16 year-olds and such think you invented everything.<
Who implied that? What erks me about you old geezers is that you think you invented everything. It's rather sad I suppose...
>Ears open, mouth shut. Good advice for you, youngster.<
Why? I'm amazed by your overconfidence. Perhaps that's one of the signs of aging, going crazy and all...
You might want to try working on your assumption skills. As for your advice, my good sir, you can stick it up your ass for all I care.