Thread: UFO's and Aliens - I AM FREAKED OUT

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    UFO's and Aliens - I AM FREAKED OUT

    I AM FREAKED OUT

    Take a good LONG HARD look at this site. I'm so scared now. I'm all alone upstairs and I'm scared as hell!

    Go to http://www.ufos-aliens.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dulce.html first, its about some REALLY FREWAKY STUFF!

    Then look at this: http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicphotos.html its about aliens meeting astronaughts...

    Then check out the rest: http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/

    YOU WILL BE FREAKED OUT!!

    I'm going to be sleeping with the lights on tonight...

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    By the way, its 11:30pm here right now, so its all dark and eery...

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    Don't believe everything you read

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    All I did was read the first part about subterranean highways and I started laughing so hard that I couldn't read anymore through the tears in my eyes.

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    I like the disclaimer:

    "We're not quite sure who wrote it..."

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    I saw on a TV show about a year ago that the Aztheces knew exactly when UFO-like pheonomens would appear in Mexico. In 1990, I think, those phenomens appeared just as the Aztheces had predicted.

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    Maybe its just me, but whoever wrote that first article was watching a few too many hours of X-files reruns, and reading all those ****ty conspiracy books. This entire subculture of conspiracy nutcases is built on a giant self-reinforcing illusion. There is no proof because they didnt leave any proof so just believe me. The only reason that **** should scare youis because of how stupid it is...

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    Around the 1800s there was a crazy guy who predicted the exact date that Kennedy was going to be assassinated. Maybe hes an alien also.
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    >They travel at a speed that excels the speed of sound.

    Hehe - It "excels" the speed of sound? Remarkable!

    > There is no proof because they didnt leave any proof so just believe me.

    Hey, it makes sense to me. Why do you doubt it? Are you part of the Tri-lateral Commision?

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    They kept talking about how everything was covered up by the CIA and that its the biggest cover-up ever

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    You do realize that's because there's no way to disprove that, right?

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    I started reading the first few paragraphs of the first link but the grammar of the "security officer" rapidly convinced me that he was 7 years old.

    >>You do realize that's because there's no way to disprove that, right?

    What are you talking about? They are out to get us. Geez cheez (I'm a poet and I dont know it), if everybody wanted proof for every hairbrained acid-trip-induced story out there we'd have world wide... ... ummm.... intelligence. And you know where that would lead. They would start abducting more people for brain expirements!! So viva la resistance, fight the power, drop a few hits of acid, write a silly conspiracy story, and they'll leave you alone. ... Look, it worked for that guy.



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    What are you talking about? They are out to get us. Geez cheez (I'm a poet and I dont know it), if everybody wanted proof for every hairbrained acid-trip-induced story out there we'd have world wide... ... ummm.... intelligence. And you know where that would lead. They would start abducting more people for brain expirements!! So viva la resistance, fight the power, drop a few hits of acid, write a silly conspiracy story, and they'll leave you alone. ... Look, it worked for that guy.
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    I could not understand this paragraph due to the fact that it is beyond the scope of my brain's thinking abilities.

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    Have you been popping acid again, lightatdawn? Hrm?
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    >>I could not understand this paragraph due to the fact that it is beyond the scope of my brain's thinking abilities.

    No worries, it was almost beyond my capabilities to type. Lets just say I'm not operating at full capacity at the moment.

    Just skim over some of those conspiracy links and all will become clear.... maybe... if you try hard.... some of it.... could.... ....


    >>Have you been popping acid again, lightatdawn? Hrm?

    'fraid I dont have that excuse. lightatdawn: Living a [fairly] drug-free life since 1981. Though I have read that sleep deprivation can cause hallucinations so... beware.

    Oooh boy, I hope at least some of this makes sense to me in the morning.
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    Recently, researcher John Anderson went to Dulce, N.M., to see if there was any truth to the reported UFO activity. He says as he arrived in town he saw a caravan of cars and a McDonell-Douglas mini-lab in a van going up a rural road near the town. He followed them to a fenced-in compound where he waited to see further developments. Suddenly, six UFOs descended rapidly over the compound, hovered long enough for him to snap a picture, then shot up and out of sight. When later stopping at a store, he told the owner about the UFO photo he had taken, the store owner listened and revealed how he had been a victim rancher of cattle mutes. Their conversation was interrupted by a phone call. The store owner told John to leave at once, then after John went to his car, he saw a mysterious van drive up to the store and a man got out and went inside. John, deciding to leave Dulce, was followed by two men in a car as he left town.

    From http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicunder.html
    I'm not gonna go to that place...

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