Put your vision of the stereotype of the average citizen of your country (or your section of the country):
Qualities of a massachusetts citizen:
politically correct until his or her passing away
liberal on all the issues except the ones that matter
puritan
often lesbian
witch burner
tea destroyer
Popular Sayings:
"Patriots RULE" or "Red Sahks rahk!"
Most disgraced person:
Kennedy's cousin... scakill? ... and our governor
Biggest wastes of money:
Dr. Seuss Memorial (mentioned on the Daily Show as example of government waste)
the Big Dig