what is this?????????
I worte [NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE] (or someting like that) on the subject!!!!!!!! y is this board turning into a humorless monster???
what is this?????????
I worte [NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE] (or someting like that) on the subject!!!!!!!! y is this board turning into a humorless monster???
because people persist in angering the mods by questioning their judgement. start by replacing 'm' with 'g'.
narrr, that was a great joke you posted, nobody was offended by yours at all, it was my fault entirely, i was posting much ruder stuff, i thought it was just about within the limits or that they'd only delete my posts not the whole thread, but obviously not....
it was probably double-anti cos he/she hates anything even remotely construed as rude or sexist...
sorry old bean....
Steve
mod to god eh.....I'll try that next time....I'm looking for a clean joke!!! i'll post it when I find it!
found one!!!!!!!!!!!
hope thins is not old or was posted b4
Three Wishes Each for a Bear and a Rabbit
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a
water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen
another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was
chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you
are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both
three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a
minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the
bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of
the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all
the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was
asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked
for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I
wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that
the bear was gay."
I found another one.......A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first
of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She
explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm
a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
me", she told him earnestly.
Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes, he
replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping
his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she
put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How
does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still
hurts like hell.
Knock knock?
*runs away quietly*
The world is waiting. I must leave you now.
who's there?
the intent doesn't define the result.Originally posted by Commander
what is this?????????
I worte [NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE] (or someting like that) on the subject!!!!!!!! y is this board turning into a humorless monster???
if it did, our programming lives would be a lot easier
>>> the intent doesn't define the result
So true...
>>> board turning into a humorless monster??
... on the contrary, there has been some very funny stuff there, but we have rules.
This is not a joke board, it is a programming help board, with a general discussions forum. Please remember that many that come searching the 'net looking for programming help resources, a) find this site, and b) are depressingly young!!!
Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity unto the dream.
Heey!!
>> depressingly young
here here! damn youngins ruinin' my stock! wut is dis? mis-a jarjarbinx! NO!!
ehh.. anywho, yeah.
We should have a jokes board.. that would be interesting.
yeah. we need joke boards to make our lives a bit lighter...
i mean, c'mon, we all can take a break from programming and relax for a bit. except all the nerds out there...
I am the Alpha and the Omega!!!
:looks around suspiciously: I wonder who it is??Posted By Jet_Master
except all the nerds out there...
> I wonder who it is?
It is I, Shadow.
The world is waiting. I must leave you now.
