Time for another joke thread methinks
A piece of black tarmac walks into a pub, strolls up to the bar and says to the barman "Give me a ****ing pint now".
The barman, a little annoyed gets him his pint "thats 2 quid please mate".
The piece of black tarmac throws 2 quid on the bar "there you go you ****ing idiot".
"Look" says the barman "if you want to talk like that why dont you go and speak to him". The piece of black tarmac looks around to see who the barman is pointing to and spots a piece of red tarmac sitting in the corner. The piece of black tarmac quickly turns back to the barman " **** off, he's a cyclepath".
