Thread: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil

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    Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil

    Sorry girls, but I couldn't resist after I saw "strange sayings..." by Aran Elus.

    #include <common_sense.h>

    int [] main(void)
    {
    int money = the->root_of_all_evil;
    int time = money;
    int girls = time + money;
    return ++time, ++money;
    }

    I find something seriously wrong with that logic.....

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    hehe
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    surely you shouldn't include common sense in an algorithm about women ??
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    What about:

    Code:
    #include <wrongful_birth.h>
    
    int main
    {
         int intelligence;
         intelligence = 0;
         if(intelligence != 0)
         {
              return Amazing;
         }
    return Blonde;
    }

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    gotta love that one, although I think some chicks do come to these boards, so dont get too carried away.
    flashdaddee.com rocks!!!

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    okay

    okay why don't we leave the sexism off the boards here. And those progarms make absolutly no sense, you could just substitute the girls and blonde statements with men and there short sword.
    Last edited by johnc; 05-09-2002 at 06:44 PM.
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    they make no sense at all, but are quite funny !!!

    its just a joke.....try getting a sense of humour.
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    do have humor but..

    i did think they were funny and all, but there are girl users and just thought they shouldn't have to put up with this thread, anyways it's probably gonna get deleted anyway.
    "What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to." - -Hansell B. Duckett

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    it's probably gonna get deleted anyway.
    I don't think so. i don't think things like this get deleted unless someone complains about it. I mean look at the CLEANISH jokes thread....it didn't get deleted this time though it has couple of hundred times more dirty stuff in it and i think the mods know about it. So, untill someone complains, this thread is here....
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    damn it, the mods will probably gonna delete it now just because I said that....shouldn't have posted it....
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    good cannot survive without evil.




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    Sed, did you toke the bong a little too hard tonight? That one was really in left field there, buddy. Take some deep breaths.... it'll be ok....

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    johnc, don't stress to hard man. Maybe you should hit seditee's bong a few times and mellow out... j/k

    In the joke threads there were a fair share of anti-guy jokes. No harm meant either way.

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    Ok.

    Greetz. But i think all ppl on this thread are men. So what's the point? We all knew about the 'Evil' while it was there....:P
    Oh gosh... what am I saying...just forget it.. blabbering nonsense..
    Someone should make a poll anyways to see how many women are into programming. That would be usefull.

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    Re: Ok.

    Originally posted by Sunny
    That would be usefull.
    For what? Helping you find a date?

    Push your chair away from the computer, go outside, enjoy the fresh air. Try talking to someone who you don't know by their screenname ( ie: in person ). I know it might be scary at first, but you'll get used to it.




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