Thread: When swearing is appropriate

what, no vital body part can be cut off with one clean sweep

wow, women must have really thick necks

Originally posted by RobS
what, no vital body part can be cut off with one clean sweep

wow, women must have really thick necks

oh yeah !!

but it was something i read once...and i think we know the body part/parts referrered to !!!!!

Yeah I know, but I couldn't help it. It could be true women have nothing vital above the shoulders, but I wouldn't condone such an idea.
Anyway, its not women with thick necks to be worried of, its the ones with big hands.

yeah, unfortunately a lot of women have hands biggerr than mine ! ive got very little girly hands ! cant get gloves to fit me at work etc

still my small hands make other parts look bigger !!

dont you think i posted above was hilarious?

where is your sense of humour guys?cmon its fun!

stevey: i dont think you are real gentlemen at all. what happen to all the real gentlemen in this forum. the manly MAN! that respect women.

sense a little sexist there

I'm a modern man, a sincerely believe a womans place is not in the kitchen... it the bedroom

Originally posted by hermit
dont you think i posted above was hilarious?

where is your sense of humour guys?cmon its fun!

stevey: i dont think you are real gentlemen at all. what happen to all the real gentlemen in this forum. the manly MAN! that respect women.

sense a little sexist there

I thought it was funny thats why i posted a smile.
i respect women totally, but wheres the fun in that ???

Originally posted by RobS
........ sincerely believe a womans place is not in the kitchen... it the bedroom

Keeping to the topic of swearing.....

A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his wife:
"Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery! 10 million of it ..... Woooohoooo!"
"That's great, sweetie!" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
"Who cares?" he replies, "Just f*** off!"

OK, now these things always make me laugh.....

For those that need an intro:

Quiz show 'Family Fortunes' surveys the answers of a hundred people to each of its questions.
Contestants are challenged to guess the answer that most ordinary people would provide.
Below is a list of actual answers given by contestants on the programme:

Quiz Answers

I'm sure there's more of these things aroung somewhere, if you find any post 'em here please!

that was SO funny...LMAO

like this -

A bird with a long neck............ Naomi Campbell

i don't know any others but i heard one that (the bird who did blind date -cant remember her name) told, from a radio show she did.....

what was Hitlers first name ?????

Heil !!!!

BEDROOM? excuse me! in order to get her to the bedroom, u need to respect her. by saying that, it is degrading. .
remember your mum is a women too

i like guys that treat me special. not like some sort of trailer park trash!

Dont u guys feel good, if a woman say
"you are such a gentlemen, and u really know how to respect and know how a women feels"

well that is the tip to your ultimate dream girl date
i know , coz im a girl -----

Originally posted by hermit
BEDROOM? excuse me! in order to get her to the bedroom, u need to respect her. by saying that, it is degrading. .
remember your mum is a women too

i like guys that treat me special. not like some sort of trailer park trash!

Dont u guys feel good, if a woman say
"you are such a gentlemen, and u really know how to respect and know how a women feels"

well that is the tip to your ultimate dream girl date
i know , coz im a girl -----

theres some jokes you'll like on the joke thread



heres one i like.....

how do you know if you're wife is really dead ???
you're sex life is the same, but you're washing pile is getting bigger !!!

me sexist ??? as if........

stevey:im not talking about your generation. im talking about mine which i assume 20years younger than you . .

im only early 20s! big generation gap . . there . .

human rights?? what human rights where guys still treat girls the same say . . ( unrespectful ) . Human rights are here to fight you men. Not all, just some