Ok, I'm here and totally bored...I've read every post i care to....now what should i do?
Ok, I'm here and totally bored...I've read every post i care to....now what should i do?
Go to www.brainchilddesign.com and download
Quadnet. Very fun game. (It's 13h).
Staying away from General.
>>Ok, I'm here and totally bored...I've read every post i care to....now what should i do?
1 Learn ASM
2 Reinvent the wheel
3 Read war & Peace
4 Eat something
5 Stare at the wall
6 Plan next years Holiday
7 erm....that should do for now.......
> 2 Reinvent the wheel <
Try getting a triangular one to work.
The word rap as it applies to music is the result of a peculiar phonological rule which has stripped the word of its initial voiceless velar stop.
Teach your cat to program for you?
-Govtcheez
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>Teach your cat to program for you?
Hey, wouldn't that be paw programming?
::laughs at own stupid joke until tears::
>>Hey, wouldn't that be paw programming?
Hey there's no need fur jokes like that.
::Tries to think of another pun without using the word pussy - must uphold the air of good taste on this board::
forget the cat use telepathy... has may useful applications...
::if i had a cat i would take over its brain and make it program for me, actually a hampster or gerbil would be better... hhmmm maybe even a monkey::
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>>::if i had a cat i would take over its brain and make it program for me, actually a hampster or gerbil would be better... hhmmm maybe even a monkey::
Cool...I could spend my life in bed while hoards of monkeys went around and did the things I was supposed to do..... Go to work..... Take out the rubbish......Visit relatives.......Procreate...
No... scrub the last one.... I'll do that myself
So, does Holiday mean Vacation in6 Plan next years Holiday
Europe? I've always wondered that, but have never
asked. If it does, I'm going to start using it. It
sounds cool. Same with chips. From now on,
I would like chips with that. Not French
Fries, you fool. European words are so cool...
When I was an intern, there was a british guy that
worked at the company I was at. I don't think he
liked me. He was one snooty programmer...
Staying away from General.
what you call fries are chips here
what you call chips are crisps here
what you call vacations are holidays here
what you call appartments are flats here
I used to go through this every time my american cousin came to stay when we were children
Not to mention:
truck = lorry
TV = telly
elevator = lift
dentist = huh? (HA! British stereotype! I knew I'd get it!)
weather = rain (I did it again! Yes! Of course, this could go for Seattle, too)
-Govtcheez
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Ah, cool. I live in a flat.what you call appartments are flats here
Staying away from General.
>>dentist = huh? (HA! British stereotype! I knew I'd get it!)
Come again??? What??
Are you sying the british people dont know what a dentist is??
I do... I should do as I pay the git enough cash whenever I see him....
Sorry, my view of the British is largely based on Austin Powers and won't be dissuaded until a British member of the board comes to Michigan to visit and get sloshed with me (because I need to reinforce the stereotype of a lazy American)
Relax, Fordy - I'm just joking!
You used another Brit-ism in your post, too... "Git" isn't very popular in the States
-Govtcheez
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