Hey that sounds like a mission statement I've heard before....mission has been to create an empire that controls and enslaves people in the workplace, at school and at home
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
"If you are going through hell....keep going."