boo hoo the last joke thread was deleted for profanity !!
but the world needs more humour, i certainly do.......
so anybody any CLEAN jokes?????......please nothing rude, or it will be deleted !!
but if we take out all racism, sexism, ageism, sizeism, profanity, religous jokes, lavatory humour, and anti-French jokes what have we got left ????? i can't think of one...
i'm struggling to think of a joke that won't offend some boring person without a life ! mebe the odd fart joke won't offend too many people....
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Lady Fotherington was entertaining lavishly, all the high society people were there......
unfortunately with all the bubbly champagne and everything, she was somewhat bloaty and full of wind.....
she bent down to whisper in somebodies ear, and unfortunately let go a corker !!
almost everyone in the room heard her and so she decided to blame her butler who was standing quite close by.....
"JEEVES, STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY !!!!!"
to which Jeeves calmly replied,
"Certainly, madam...........which way did it go ??????"
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Stepping into an elevator a businessman detected a rather offensive odour. he looked round, but the only other occupant was a little old lady......
he said politely "excuse me madam, have you passed wind?"
to which she replied offended..
"OF COURSE I HAVE !"
"you don't think i stink like this all the time do you !!!"
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Why do farts smell ???
So deaf people can enjoy them too !!!!
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