Thread: What's your favourite "The Simpsons" moment ???

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    i like the bit where snake is trying to steal back his car from homer, so he pulls the string across the road, trying to cut off homer's head (homer, of course, ducks at the last minute) but the guy driving behind him holds his sandwhich up saying "they forgot to cut my snadwhich again", and then . . . off comes his arm. lol, you just don't get better than that.

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    Re: More from Ralph

    Originally posted by tim545666
    Ralph: Miss Krobaple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby smiled at me
    oh jesus, ..

    i remember that line now.........but i never got it before !!!!!
    Steve

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    >Francine the Bully

    Dr. fink at the convention...


    <fink (frustrated)> Oya...Pi is just three!

    I nearly fell off my bar stool, then wondered what shape it would be if Pi was actually just 3.0000000000000000000000......whoa...
    Weeel, itss aboot tieme wee goo back too Canada, eeehy boyss.

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    what i like about the simpsons is that that they can make you laugh on the unfunny things.........


    EX....

    moe's bar....on the simpson's special.....when grampa was the love tester and was talking to moe and asked him to impress the juice (i forgot the exact line) out of the next person that walks in..and obviously, homer walks in..there's was nothing funny about that scene b4 the put in a audience laughter....that just cracked me up!!!

    another one.....

    when homer was in the clown college, and krusty was telling them about the funny place names....homer didn't laugh at any of them....and neither did I.....but when krusty said seattle, and Homer started laughing at that......... it hit the jackpot.....




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    bart : just becuse you don't guys hear any rumours, I have been charged for fraud in Australia...
    homer : that's no reason to block the TV


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    ticket seller in euru E & S land : Who r u to resist it eh? .... c'mon...my childern need wine......[starts talking in freach]

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    and I love the way home screams

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    homer : Lisa....shutup with that saxomophone!
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    What a beautiful topic - thanks, stevey...

    Homer:"Look, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer"

    The entire episode where Homer's paranoid about Bart being gay...

    Mel Gibson episode:
    Producer 1:"Have you seen the director's cut of Booty Call? It's fabulous!"
    Producer 2:"Even more fabulous than the original? Because that was pretty fabulous"

    On the Lord of the Flies episode:
    Nelson: "How many monkey butlers will there be?"
    Bart: "2, at first, but they'll train others"

    Anytime Ralph opens his mouth... That boy is a genius!

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    supernintendochalmers... LAMO, er LAHMO
    er...LMaO/// there ya go...
    ahem...

    so, what's the name of that song!!!!>??>
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    The wacking day episode:

    Miss Krobaple: Embigens, now there's a word I never heard before moving to Springfield.
    Miss Hoover: Why not? Its a perfictly kromulant word.
    If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
    nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?

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    (One of those episodes where they all sit on the couch and homer/marge tell the story of somrthing - eg. lisa's first word...)

    The simpsons are sitting on the couch telling some story when Lisa says something that homer doesn't understand (can't remember exactly)

    Homer: (zoomed in on his brain) "You better say something smart or they'll know that you didn't understnd it..."
    Homer: (out loud) Takes one to know one!!
    Homer: (zoomed in on his brain) "SWISH!"

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    And i love it how they make things look fake on purpose (eg. the videos about Jebadiah Springfield- the town's foudner)

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    "Some men hunt for sport others hunt for food,
    The only thing for which I'll hunt's an outfit that looks good...
    See my vest see my vest
    made with real gorilla chest "
    and so on

    The Burlesque House episode

    The Insanity Pepper episode

    Ralph saying "My knob tastes funny"

    Homer whilst crashing his car
    Homer "D'oh"
    Lisa "A deer"
    Marge "A female deer"

    Any flashbacks of Dr Hibbert for the hair

    Homer at the Kwikimart HQ
    "Welcome, you may ask 3 questions"
    "Are you really the boss of all the Kwikimarts?"
    "Yes"
    "Really?"
    "Yes"
    "Really?"
    "Yes, thank you, come again"

    The Indiana Jones style theft of Homer's change jar start to an episode.

    The Roadrunner style Homer chasing Bart start to an episode

    Anyway I could do this all day so will stop there.
    Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.

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    an honourable mention must go to.......

    Dr Nick Riviera !!!!! Quack extrordinaire................
    ----------------------------------------------

    what about when Lisa tears up a cheque (because it was unethical) for a 1% percentage of $100 million profits from Burn's co-venture with Lisa !! (recycling plant)

    Homer collapses with a double heart attack !!
    wakes up in hospital, tells Lisa "its OK sweetie, daddy understands, but we really could have done with that $10,000 !

    Lisa whispers to him "but dad, 1% of $100 million is........."

    scene cuts away to the corridor.......alarms and flashing lights outside his room...........EMERGENCY....CODE BLUE.....CODE BLUE !!!

    oh joy...
    Steve

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    D'oh!

    This is my signature. Remind me to change it.

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    Homer:"Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"

    Burns: “Oh, meltdown. It’s one of those annoying ‘buzz words’. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.”

    and the entire scene:
    Amish guy:"T'is a fine barn to be sure, but t'is no pool." Homer:"D'oheth!"

    Burns: "Take that local tavern, take that kwiki mart, take that NUCLEAR POWER PLANT.....oh fiddlesticks!"

    Hutz: “Mr Simpson, don’t you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn’t on, but I think I got the gist of it.”

    Hutz: “I’ve argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.”

    Sideshow Bob: “No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.”

    Homer:"Wow,some one packed light."
    Lisa:"Maybe you're getting stronger."
    Homer:"Well, I have been eating more."

    Bob: "Attempted murder? Now what is that? Do we give a nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"

    Lionel Hutz:"Uh oh,we drew Judge Schneider."
    Marge:"Is that bad?"
    Lionel Hutz:"Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog."
    Marge:"Really?"
    Lionel Hutz:"Well, replace 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'."

    rofl

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    Nelson: "ha ha"

    jeez that laugh kills me everytime.
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    hehe... "for no reason... her's A-pu....."

    what's the name of that song!!!?
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    those were the days?

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