We all have our random comments that make no point whatsoever. So lets hear them.
Here are several of mine:
1. Never pet a burning dog.
2. Urine + Electric Fence = Bad
3. You are never fully dressed without your pants.
4. Why are people so racist against racist people?
5. Put the purple monkeys on the left, the green monkeys on the right, and the yellow monkeys in the middle.
6. Purple monkeys fly kites on Tuesdays, but never Sundays. Do they fly kites on Mondays?