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    Random Comments

    We all have our random comments that make no point whatsoever. So lets hear them.

    Here are several of mine:

    1. Never pet a burning dog.

    2. Urine + Electric Fence = Bad

    3. You are never fully dressed without your pants.

    4. Why are people so racist against racist people?

    5. Put the purple monkeys on the left, the green monkeys on the right, and the yellow monkeys in the middle.

    6. Purple monkeys fly kites on Tuesdays, but never Sundays. Do they fly kites on Mondays?
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    ahhhhh master senshi is wise..................grasshopper.


    why do blondes have more fun ???
    because i prefer blondes !!
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    you are being very ambiguous, stevey.

    Youc ould be calling the master the grasshopper as a kind of contradiction because the master always has something to learn, therefore remains a student, and hence a grasshopper forever. Or, you could be referring to our good friend David here as the grasshopper of Sentaku. Then again, it could just be a completely random thought.

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    l'Anziano DavidP's Avatar
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    There is no such thing as a useless comment
    I don't recall saying useless comments. I said random comments with no point to them whatsoever. That is very different than useless.
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    >I don't recall saying useless comments. I said random comments with no point to them whatsoever. That is very different than useless.<

    I do not understand what you mean by this, how could a statement with no point not be useless?

    >Youc ould be calling the master the grasshopper as a kind of contradiction because the master always has something to learn, therefore remains a student, and hence a grasshopper forever. Or, you could be referring to our good friend David here as the grasshopper of Sentaku. Then again, it could just be a completely random thought.<

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    > Never pet a burning dog.

    Hey! You stole that one from Warcraft!

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    >>Hey! You stole that one from Warcraft!

    Baaaa ram u! *BOOM*

    hehehe... heh! ... hehehehe.... I loved doing that... (And everyone here whos never played Warcraft II now thinks i've gone totally loony[er].)
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    > I loved doing that...

    Yeah, that was great... I hope it's in Warcraft 3...

    Anyone else find themselves repeatedly clicking the animals in every RTS, trying to get them to explode?

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    Originally posted by Deckard
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    I miss Lum the Mad

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    Wait wait wait, you can make the animals in WC2 blow up by clicking on them? I know you can do that with the animals in Star craft but i didnt know about WC2. Give new meaning to the term "Biological weapons of mass destruction"!
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    > Wait wait wait, you can make the animals in WC2 blow up by clicking on them?

    Yup... I dunno about the first one, though. If only they did damage... Imagine the coolness of polymorph, then... You could create a bomb out of a sheep.

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    Thats awsome.
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