Damn, you're right....
If Chewbacca is a Wookie, then Linux isn't real!
Damn, you're right....
If Chewbacca is a Wookie, then Linux isn't real!
-Govtcheez
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LMFAO!!!Originally posted by Betazep
Yeah... but Santa Clause is real. So take your point, shove it in a pipe, and smoke it you big turtle.
wait wait wait! will someone tell me the GD truth?
Mom: "Santa is real and he gives you presents"
Johnny on the playground: "Santa isn't real you fat dope... now pass the doobie"
Betazep: "Santa is real, shove something in a pipe and baby turtles will appear"
Ahhhh ha! Pulling out the ol' wookie card, are you? You are a sneaky one. I never saw it coming!
Blue
Who is this Santa person you are referring to? I think your smiley has had one to many.
Blue
Santa's real... Why would they make so many movies about someone who's not real? Who puts the GI Joes under my tree every year?
-Govtcheez
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>>>Who puts the GI Joes under my tree every year?
I don't know... who... who... tell me!!!! Oooh oooh oooh! C'mon.... the suspense is killing me!
Blue
ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince == ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince ince == ince ince ince
> I don't know... who... who... tell me!!!! Oooh oooh oooh! C'mon.... the suspense is killing me!
I think it's my neighbor. Or possibly the mailman.
Brian: I hear you man. Couldn't have said it better myself.
-Govtcheez
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Ladies and Gentlemen, (pulls down picture of Chewbacca) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense.Originally posted by Govtcheez
If Chewbacca is a Wookie, then Linux isn't real!
Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with Linux being real?
It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a software engineer defending a major operating system, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.
Jason Deckard
This is the place
Sit down, you're safe now
You've been stuck in a lift
We've been trying to reach you, Thom
This is the place
It won't hurt, it will not hurt
A smell of recognition
A face you barely loved
Empty all your pockets
'Cause it's time to go home
This is the place
Remembering all the things you always see
You've been stuck in a lift
In the belly of a whale
At the bottom of the ocean
A smell of recognition
A face you barely loved
Empty all your pockets
'Cause it's time to go home
Today is the first day of the rest of your days
So lighten up, squirt
>he's not from the US, so it doesn't matter anyways
Why?
> Why?
Because.
-Govtcheez
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thank you Brian... that was touching...
now SHUTUP...
Deckard... did you do that all from memory or get that off a sound byte from South Park? Either way, it's hilarious as always...
>Why?
Everything good comes from the good ole US of A... how many times do we have to tell you underlings this?
No sound byte required. I keep the Chewbacca Defense tucked away in memory alongside the testimony of Colonel Nathan Jessup (Jack Nickolson) in A Few Good Men, and some interesting one-liners from Office Space. God knows I have to think about something other than ANSI C library functions.Originally posted by ober5861
Deckard... did you do that all from memory or get that off a sound byte from South Park?
Jason Deckard
