PROGRAMMING CONTEST BETWEEN JESUS AND SATIN
One day God decided he wanted to have a programming contest between Jesus and Satin. So he set them up at their computers, gave them their programming problems which they had to solve, and let them go at it.
An hour or so went by, and they were still programming away, solving each problem one by one.
Suddenly the power went out for a couple seconds and then came back on, making them lose whatever they were working on.
God said, "Jesus wins."
Satan stood up in protest. "Why? How did he win! I lost all my work when the power went out!"
God replied, "Jesus saves."
