Thread: Funny Conversation

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    I read it in a blog and found myself smiling at the end, finding such a new genre of humor...

    All variables appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real operands, active or freed, is purely coincidental.
    X : Hello?
    Y : Hey, it's me. Ring any bells?
    X : Y? Is that you?
    Y : Holy De Morgan! You remember!
    X : Well, the results of the last equation with you are still in me. Haven't been evaluated since you see.
    Y : You gotta be kidding me!
    X : Somehow, now I'm embarrassed that I used that as a startup line for our conversation.
    Y : Ha! That's breaking the actually...its more like melting it,solidifying it and then breaking it with a hammer.
    X : Am I supposed to feel flattered or feel like a null set.
    Y : Depends on your modus operandi!
    X : Certainly not an ∩.
    Y : I see. You're avoiding the questions about how many you had a U with?
    X : You talk to me after all these unused algorithms i've been through and that's you main concern. Sheesh! You're such a short int!
    Y : Shutup! I'm a double float now remember.
    X : Yeah Right! You always end up confusing me about yourself. Feel like a pointer.
    Y : Please change the topic.
    X : All right. Met up with Z lately?
    Y : Z!!! Oh haven't seen him around for a long time. Must have been defined as a constant.
    X : Horrible that sounds. What if we end up like that?
    Y : Oh C'mon! You know how dependent people are on us! I mean think of it. If it's not us, then who?
    X : There's the a,b and c people, ain't there. There's those p,q,r snobs too. God! I'm glad I survived that last stack call with q. She acts as if she's an array or something!
    Y : Them don't even stand a chance!
    X : What's with the language? Who have you been assigned with lately?
    Y : Lets not talk about it!
    X : It was a loop with i isn't it?
    Y : X, please. It was a mistake. Just a bug.
    X : I've had it! I can't take this anymore!
    Y : X!!! X!!! You can't do this to me! Oh no!!
    [Duh duh duhhhh! Will X come back before Y's total execution???
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    There's an episode 2 too... in little philosophical dimension...

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    Pretty good.

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    That was pretty entertaining.
    #include <cmath>
    #include <complex>
    bool euler_flip(bool value)
        return std::pow
            std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
            * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
            *(1 << (value + 2)))
        ).real() < 0;

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    bool good=1;

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