Yeah, then they could have a "What's up with C programmers?" in an Assembly forum.Originally Posted by MK27
Good thing we don't have a thread "What's up with C++ programmers?" in the C forumSomeone might really find where all those knives and clubs are ("Java is defanged C++, without the sticks, knives, and clubs"). Love weaponry metaphors. Silliness.
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Not that I support emacs, but...Yeah, then they could have a "What's up with C programmers?" in an Assembly forum.
Christ. I get annoyed when there's >1000 lines in a file... much (much) less a function.
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