I would go to the future and ask myself what I did with my time machine
I would go to the future and ask myself what I did with my time machine
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I'm going to the future right now. At a fairly constant rate of one second per second.Originally Posted by ಠ_ಠ
I'd definitely go to the past, not the future.
Code://try //{ if (a) do { f( b); } while(1); else do { f(!b); } while(1); //}
I would go get the winning lottery number.
I'd go to the future and get the winning lottery numbers, then come back and keep winning the lottery until I'm richer than Bill Gates.
"I am probably the laziest programmer on the planet, a fact with which anyone who has ever seen my code will agree." - esbo, 11/15/2008
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Maybe you could borrow Sang-drax's.
Last edited by Sang-drax : Tomorrow at 02:21 AM. Reason: Time travelling
Code:#include <cmath> #include <complex> bool euler_flip(bool value) { return std::pow ( std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), std::complex<float>(0, 1) * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0) *(1 << (value + 2))) ).real() < 0; }
Probably start my education again.
It'd be pretty fun getting 100% in almost everything without study
Sell it.
I'd go back in time, find ಠ_ಠ's grandfather and kill him, then come back to see if this thread had ceased to exist. That would, once and for all, settle the question of the Grandfather Paradox.
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The Blind leading the Blind...
"C++ Primer Plus"
What happens if ಠ_ಠ goes back in time simultaneously and kills your grandfather before you can kill ಠ_ಠ's grandfather?
Look up a C++ Reference and learn How To Ask Questions The Smart Way
I thought I already explained this to you people: time is a machine, invented in the future by the super computer descendants of humanity, who must create the universe from the beginning if they and us are to exist now.
So everyone work extra hard today and help code the way forward.
C programming resources:
GNU C Function and Macro Index -- glibc reference manual
The C Book -- nice online learner guide
Current ISO draft standard
CCAN -- new CPAN like open source library repository
3 (different) GNU debugger tutorials: #1 -- #2 -- #3
cpwiki -- our wiki on sourceforge
That would lead to a race condition.
"I am probably the laziest programmer on the planet, a fact with which anyone who has ever seen my code will agree." - esbo, 11/15/2008
"the internet is a scary place to be thats why i dont use it much." - billet, 03/17/2010
No problemo. Then this thread title would simply read as,
What would you do if you had a machine^2 ?
Any idea how he does that?
Oh well.Never mind. Just realized it is a sig.
Last edited by stevesmithx; 05-01-2009 at 07:36 AM.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
- Albert Einstein.
No programming language is perfect. There is not even a single best language; there are only languages well suited or perhaps poorly suited for particular purposes.
- Herbert Mayer
So, lock him up while he doesn't have a time machine yet?That would lead to a race condition.
I might be wrong.
Quoted more than 1000 times (I hope).Thank you, anon. You sure know how to recognize different types of trees from quite a long way away.
Must we remove two whole generations to settle the paradox?
I can only imagine that I will (have?), in the future, find a time machine go back in time and incrementally leave useful pieces of information for me. Today I found a piece of paper that said "Go for a coffee at 4". Sounds like good advice to me.
