Originally posted by Deckard
If I got my hands on the Windows source code, I would feel obligated to remove all the randomly placed calls to sleep().
so thats why. . .
good one
Burn it
Use it as toilet paper
Shred it
Use it as a mousemat
Smoke it
Make a really big paper airplane
Make a really big oragami swan
Recycle it
Pile it all in a stack so you can climb up and reach the books on your top shelf
Eat it.
Originally posted by Deckard
If I got my hands on the Windows source code, I would feel obligated to remove all the randomly placed calls to sleep().
so thats why. . .
good one
if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?
I'd sell it to some corperation. Then I'd post it all over the net and laugh at the idiots who bought it.
Give it to someone who would know how to make a Linux that would be compatible with ALL windows products.
I'd compile it and make a search for the words 'Microsoft Windows' and replace it with 'Xterriaos".
Come to think of it, what compiler did they use?
One they made especially for compiling Microsoft Windows.
how about actually fixing the damn code to make windows, *shock* an actually stable OS....
one that doesn't crash every 20 clock cycles.
