View Poll Results: What would you do with the Windows Source Code?

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  • Burn it

    1 5.88%
  • Use it as toilet paper

    3 17.65%
  • Shred it

    0 0%
  • Use it as a mousemat

    0 0%
  • Smoke it

    2 11.76%
  • Make a really big paper airplane

    3 17.65%
  • Make a really big oragami swan

    3 17.65%
  • Recycle it

    1 5.88%
  • Pile it all in a stack so you can climb up and reach the books on your top shelf

    2 11.76%
  • Eat it.

    2 11.76%

Thread: What would you do with the Windows Source Code?

  1. #16
    monotonously living Dissata's Avatar
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    Aug 2001
    Originally posted by Deckard
    If I got my hands on the Windows source code, I would feel obligated to remove all the randomly placed calls to sleep().

    so thats why. . .

    good one
    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

  2. #17
    Señor Member
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    Jan 2002
    I'd sell it to some corperation. Then I'd post it all over the net and laugh at the idiots who bought it.

  3. #18
    ¡Amo fútbol!
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    Dec 2001
    Give it to someone who would know how to make a Linux that would be compatible with ALL windows products.

  4. #19
    Intranasal Heroin User Xterria's Avatar
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    Sep 2001
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    I'd compile it and make a search for the words 'Microsoft Windows' and replace it with 'Xterriaos".
    Come to think of it, what compiler did they use?

  5. #20
    Registered User
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    Jan 2002
    One they made especially for compiling Microsoft Windows.

  6. #21
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    Mar 2002

    here's a wild idea.

    how about actually fixing the damn code to make windows, *shock* an actually stable OS....

    one that doesn't crash every 20 clock cycles.

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