[quote=Associated Press Writers Todd Pitman And Lara Jakes]
NAIROBI, Kenya – Navy snipers on the fantail of a destroyer cut down three Somali pirates in a lifeboat and rescued an American sea captain in a surprise nighttime assault in choppy seas Easter Sunday, ending a five-day standoff between a team of rogue gunmen and the world's most powerful military.
What really happened -
One Navy Seal with a paper-clip and a rubber band, after 5 days of swimming underwater, needed to take a dump and the closest bathroom was on the ship.
