Yes, and what would Bourne be without an awesome sequel?
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Yes, and what would Bourne be without an awesome sequel?
From the Transporter Series, Frank Martin. He kicks ass and always uses weapons he finds on the job. He can tie up a group of mobsters using a firehose, and can fly a helicopter, car, bike, and skateboard all in one chase scene. He's awesome!
Oh yeah, I love Transporter. I was watching The Day The Earth Stood Still, and they had the Transporter 3 trailer.
How could anyone forget a memorable scene from Transporter 2, where Frank gets rid of a bomb stuck to the bottom of his car, by driving off a high-rise carpark, causing the car to twist in midair, and catching the bomb on a hook hanging from a giant crane? The bomb then explodes in midair, whilst the car lands perfectly on 4 wheels. Amazing!
It's possible Frank could beat both Bourne and Bond. :)
Wait, what? Bruce Lee would tear Chuck Norris apart in a real fight. Chuck is a good tournament fighter- Bruce Lee's the BEST street fighter.
Plus, Bruce taught young Chuck Norris how to fight to begin with.
Pfft, The Bride would break Frank in two. Easily.
I vote Maxwell Smart over all of the above.
Who's this Maxwell Smart?
It does not matter, I will zap them all with my laser and they will all be very dead.
But are your lasers Orphen-Seeking Lasers?
*Gets shot for the stupid joke*
Speaking of which, anyone who got that joke watches too much Gundam SEED.
Wiki page or he doesn't exist.
On topic, I have decided that Sir Henry from No More Heroes would slaughter everyone mentioned in this thread with both his arms tied behind his back. And feet nailed to the ground. And Blindfolded.
"Pew pew pew"? What, laserlight's a TIE Fighter now?
He was a James Bond-like spoof from an extremely popular American comedy show in the 60s. They made a movie out of the character last year with Steve Carell.