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    programming is like sex

    1,shoot your source code in to her
    2,wait 9 months to compile
    3,exe baby is ready
    4,execute life

    if the compiler crashs , she just had a abortion
    if she dies you know you got aids
    if the compiler gives a error , it means she had a mis carriage

    woot
    Last edited by Anddos; 12-23-2008 at 12:47 PM.

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