I just went to my kitchen to make dinner. I took the alfredo sauce out of the fridge, and immediately upon opening the bottle, I noticed that it had loong since expired. I looked on the side of the bottle, and saw a big label that says, "NO PRESERVATIVES!" Well now that it needs preserving, that's really convenient for me!
Now I wanna know who's to blame for this. Was it the FDA? Jessie Jackson? Somebody owes me a new bottle of alfredo sauce.
On second thoughts - I'll just use the sauce anyway. Somebody out there owes me some Pepto Bismol then. If they had put preservatives in my sauce, I might actually have made it through the night without severe pain...