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  1. 03-13-2008 #1
    xuftugulus
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    Talking C(xx), Brag and Flame a lot!

    It's about time we stop being so damn serious.
    It is your responsibility to humbly display how witty you are.

    You can C ( or Cxx ).
    You can Brag.
    And oh boy you can Flame a lot.

    I'm just kindof bored atm and have spent too many hours reading those damn RFC's cause if i can't Network in C, i will stop breathing.

    I brag for the following:
    -Computing number sequences without pen+paper or computer.
    -Sleeping less than 3 hours on average every day of a week.
    -Consuming large quantities of alcohol, and still being coherent.
    -Being seriously insane.
    -Still being able to be sensitive and at times charming.

    Things i hate involving computers:
    -Anything written that spans OVER 80 columns.
    -Overuse of whitespace in documents, except when it is for the whitespace language.
    -Pointer devices and Strange Keyboard Layouts.
    -Writing formatted text using Micro$oft W0RD.
    -Email spamming.

    Things i hate involving people:
    -Them asking stupid questions.
    -Telling me how smart i am.
    -Accepting the fact that they *HAVE* to do things they are told.
    -Talking like they *ARE*.
    -Abusing animals.

    So go ahead and spit it out all here, you 'll feel better...
    Code:
    ...
    goto johny_walker_red_label;
johny_walker_blue_label: exit(-149$);
johny_walker_red_label : exit( -22$);
    A typical example of ...cheap programming practices.
  2. 03-13-2008 #2
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    -Being seriously insane.

    that's the alcohol.

    -Still being able to be sensitive and at times charming.

    that's the alcohol too.

    -Telling me how smart i am.

    again, the alcohol.

    -Talking like they *ARE*.

    what does that even mean?

    edit: are you related to Snuffleupagus?
    Last edited by robwhit; 03-13-2008 at 10:49 PM.
  3. 03-13-2008 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by robwhit View Post

    -Talking like they *ARE*.

    what does that even mean?
    That's the alcohol.
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    I brag for the following:
    - Being smarter than xuftugulus

    Things I hate involving computers:

    Things I dislike involving computers:
    - The post above (since it spans over 80 columns)
    - The idea that it's useful to point out "the whitespace language" as a mention-worthy exception
    - Strange keyboard layouts (such as qwerty)
    - People who use dollar $ign$, put fullstops on list items, and capitalize Some Particular Phrases.

    Things I hate involving people:

    Things I dislike involving people:

    Things I find strange about people:
    - The sense of self-importance that some of them have
    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who cringed when reading the beginning of this sentence and those who salivated to how superior they are for understanding something as simple as binary.
  5. 03-13-2008 #5
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    I should have known...
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    Jeez, did i write all these? I had no idea i must have been out of my mind,
    i am seriously schizophrenic or had some seizure or something or too many
    logical operators in my head or completely barfed by compiler warnings or
    a ping of 65507 bytes or paranoid delusions or just simple curiosity or simply
    ... the alcohol.
    Code:
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    goto johny_walker_red_label;
johny_walker_blue_label: exit(-149$);
johny_walker_red_label : exit( -22$);
    A typical example of ...cheap programming practices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuftugulus View Post
    Jeez, did i write all these? I had no idea i must have been out of my mind,
    i am seriously schizophrenic or had some seizure or something or too many
    logical operators in my head or completely barfed by compiler warnings or
    a ping of 65507 bytes or paranoid delusions or just simple curiosity or simply
    ... the alcohol.
    That alone should tell you to stop poisoning your own body with the crap we call "alcohol" which really should be named "poison."
    Quote Originally Posted by Adak View Post
    io.h certainly IS included in some modern compilers. It is no longer part of the standard for C, but it is nevertheless, included in the very latest Pelles C versions.
    Quote Originally Posted by Salem View Post
    You mean it's included as a crutch to help ancient programmers limp along without them having to relearn too much.

    Outside of your DOS world, your header file is meaningless.
  8. 03-16-2008 #8
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    When you drink make sure you dont have access to the following:
    - Car
    - Cell phone (Calling people when you are drunk...has anything good ever come from that?)
    - Internett
    - Code that is not backed up
    - Ex girlfriend
    - guitar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysia
    I was simply retorting with "this is what happens when you drink."
    Quote Originally Posted by Elysia View Post
    That alone should tell you to stop poisoning your own body with the crap we call "alcohol" which really should be named "poison."
    Like I said, curb your rhetoric.

    The defense rests.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo1 View Post
    I don't see why it is bad?
    Poison. Get drunk.

    Quote Originally Posted by citizen View Post
    Like I said, curb your rhetoric.
    The defense rests.
    Hehe. Attack ceases =)
    Quote Originally Posted by Adak View Post
    io.h certainly IS included in some modern compilers. It is no longer part of the standard for C, but it is nevertheless, included in the very latest Pelles C versions.
    Quote Originally Posted by Salem View Post
    You mean it's included as a crutch to help ancient programmers limp along without them having to relearn too much.

    Outside of your DOS world, your header file is meaningless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysia View Post
    Poison. Get drunk.
    So alcohol is bad because it is poison and gets you drunk, and getting drunk is bad because alcohol is poison?

    Seems like we are going in circles? Or is it just me...
    How I need a drink, alcoholic in nature, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.
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    -Consuming large quantities of alcohol, and still being coherent.
    Clearly that was a lie.
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    Things I hate about computers and their brood:

    - Big delete keys;
    - The CRLF, LF, LFCR stupidity;
    - Cute, beautiful, and jaw-dropping GUIs;
    - Perl derivate regex not being enforced at gun point;
    - Laptops that aren't black;
    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.
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    edit: are you related to Snuffleupagus?
    Do you mean Snagglepuss ? :P
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  15. 03-15-2008 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by PING View Post
    Do you mean Snagglepuss ? :P
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloysius_Snuffleupagus
    http://images.google.com/images?q=Snuffleupagus
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