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"Guess I shouldn't have had the last pancake"

"Pfff.... Probably programmed by Microsoft", I said..., "This really is Hell".

"You work out?"

MacGyver, and he showed me a cool trick to escape from hell using a rubber band and a paper clip.

And then I woke up from THAT dream.

It was then that I turned around and saw a chicken behind me, wearing a ski mask and raising a chainsaw above his head.