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>Did I mention I need a preprocessor ? Badly ? Like RIGHT NOW ?
You silly kniggit, what's stopping you from writing a preprocessor? The nice thing about being a programmer is that if you don't like...

>But I guess you mean because they look cool
Not really, I mean that they give you a surprising amount of low level power for a supposedly high level language.

>I guess I'm a programmer now
:p

>Start learning about arrays, and pointers, and const, and suddenly C++ stops looking so sexy.
Are you out of your mind? Arrays, pointers and const are big reasons why C++ is sexy. :)